banned for biscuits and milk

Banned for being late to the table... yours has thus been consumed.

banned for consuming the lateness

Banned for not calling him late for "Best Biscuits" the annual cornucopia biscuit dinner. With tin and tea running head to head in popularity.  

banned for no tea and crumpets

Banned for crumpets and no peanut butter.

banned for jelly time

Banned for loving a bit of crumpet... and a colonial, too... the British would be appalled.

Also banned for having a different view of crumpet to me... and oh how I love 'em dripping with whipped cream.

Banned for nuked with lotsa butter.. omg

banned for buttering it all up

Banned for melt in the mouth ambrosia.

banned for autosubscribe

Banned for subscribing automatically.

Banned for deja vue.

Banned 'cause I was just there.

Banned for living in the past.      

banned for trying to figure out memes

Banned for the meme who writes your posts while you laze about feeling lethargically important.... and doubly banned for not insisting the meme use capital letters and punctuation.

banned for thinking capital letters and punctuation is important

Banned for grammatical and meme neglect... ye oughta be whipped wiv a cat-o-NINE-tails [as oppossed to a cat-o-9-tails] 'til yer tongue tickles yer tonsils fer bein' flippant.

Banned for rib ticklers.

banned for tickling other areas

Banned for much like a treasure hunt.

banned for hunting treasure

Banned for Victoria's secrets.