banned for wanting face time

Banned for faces is something on the front of stuff.

banned by the holy of holies

Banned for holey socks.

banned for socking it

Banned 'cause where's the rest of the crowd.

Banned for hogging this forum. 

Banned for latecoming.

Banned for moving will keep you pretty, pretty, pretty busy. ;-

Banned 'cause you scared off the ryat.

banned for assuming I was scared off

Banned for the Ryat never fears anyone's assumptions. He laughs at educated guesses. Very loudly. 

Yes, I'm assuming.

banned for being correct

banned for making me LOL

Banned for correctness is an overused mindset.... and it's wrong to LOL at incorrect because it encourages laxidasical thinking.

Banned for lazy mindsets and lacaotherthings.

Banned for lack of sleep could do that. And also, just checking if anyone is paying attention. And so we are... hehe

banned for checking

Banned for didn't I just say that?  hmm

banned for assumption of repeation

Banned for assumption is the beginning of great misunderstanding... getting it wrong more often than not.

banned for getting it wrong again

Banned for leftist indignationary foolhardy stuff.

banned for going left rather then up the middle

Banned for the left hand knows not what the right hand is doing.... but we all know you're stroking it up the middle.

banned for not knowing what you are doing