Banned for missing the 'tweens.

banned for even mentioning the tweens

Banned for in between Feb. and March.  :/ 

banned for going with mofblats

banned for running away with the flea circus to become a trapeze artist.  You do realise that they won't be catching you after the triple somersault, don't you.

Banned for tripletizining

banned for escaping from your strait jacket so you could pose as an exhibit in a Ripleys Museum

Banned for not mentioning the absurd.

banned by the sane

Banned by all those who have de luna syndrome and just wanna go nuts every full moon

banned for needing a full moon to go nuts

Banned for insaneness runs in the family.

Banned for when it got to you it galloped.

Banned for when it got to me I re-defined it.

Banned for making it so damn good everybody wants to try it.  I mean, it used to be a level of intellect that gave you a sense of pride and honour, and you wore it with distinction, but now so many are getting in on the act, people just look at you and say: "Oh look, another nutter!".  I mean, how can you take pride in your work if you're lumped in with this crowd of band-wagon-jumper-oners who take absolutely no pride in their insanity and then expect to get paid for it.

'Cause.

Banned for something.

Banned for letting your insanity slip and not be ready for a great comeback.... c'mon, man... use it or lose it.

Banned for slippin' lips and flappin' gums for posterity.

banned for being jealous I got French kissed and you didn't... hmmm, gotta love them French pastries.

Banned for French kissing leads to an incurable likeness for tongueinmouth.

banned for enjoying putting words together

Banned for enjoying words that were altogether banned

Banned for vernacular vocabulary. 

Banned without the context of the vernacular....so there.

Banned for not telling me where.