BIZNIT'S FRED HARDON HAS FAITH IN BAD FAITH & UNETHICS

What's God for BizNit Is God for Our Nation!

BizNit Prevarications’ Fred Hardon: Great Merchandisers of Faith Anal Roberts/Bishop Fulla Sheet/Pat Robertson's Gay umm 'Cousin'… by Fred Hardon

 I find it difficult to honestly name a single spiritual leader (much less do anything honestly)  who has helped most to advance my successful spam BizNit organization. Bisop Fulla Sheet, Robert Spewler, Charles Scamley  or several pedophile priests who impacted my bowels. . Normal Vincent Spiel and his conniving clarified for me the principle that God helps those  who spam and scam their neighbors and best of all he aint asking for a big cut.. Spiel continually provides dope, piece (of the action)  and strong cons for those of us willing to make money no matter how low we have to go .

But it is the venerable Anal Roberts to whom i owe the most.  I still recall the day he told me :Hey Hardon...whenever you think of reaming the public always remember to Think Anal!

Letteth us not forget unto us Pat Robertson's Gay 'Cousin': Pat Mcgroin.  Together (they're inseparable!) they showed me the light as far as contributing to political campaigns to garner special consideration and favors as well as calling down heaven's wrath upon and prophesy of horrible catastrophes for those who compete against me and BizNit!  

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bump so mz w finds this
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You've got to be one of the funniest, wittiest guys on the planet, you know that? This is hilarious!

But it is the venerable Anal Roberts to whom i owe the most. I still recall the day he told me :Hey Hardon...whenever you think of reaming the public always remember to Think Anal!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (copyright chiprj 2004) That's great!

bump so mz w finds this


How sweet of you . . . I feel honored!

You should be making money with this stuff.
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I feel honored


so do i...cuz you enjoyed it  


You should be making money with this stuff.


i have (and still do sorta)...not this stuff (fred wont hire me dammit) but nearly as inane. 

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i have (and still do sorta)...


That doesn't surprise me.

not this stuff (fred wont hire me dammit)


That's really a shame. I'd think you'd be a bigger asset than 'ol Diamond D . . . but what do I know?

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a bigger asset than 'ol Diamond D


hadda read that one twice 

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whatever happened to ol Diamond D, anyway


wised up and switched to amway or water filters? 

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switched to amway


In JR High I had a friend whose dad sold Amway for a living . . . they had the crappiest toothpaste ever.

I think that now that we're talking about Diamond D, he's gonna come back. That's my super power. Anytime I say anything about McDonald's - bam! - the McDonalds guy comes up with a new blog. I better stop, or I'll summon DD.
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I better stop, or I'll summon DD


yikes!