Banned because your weathergirl has legs all the way up the her bum and then they start getting cheeky....

Also banned for wanting it to rain when we've had 8 days of it here and I can't get my undies dry.

Hmmm, I wonder if the weathergirl is wearing any undies... that tight dress isn't revealing any signs of knickers, is it.

banned for wet undies

Banned for womens undies.... why when they are like St Paul's Cathedral.... no ballroom..

banned for being a pervert

Banned for it takes one to know one.... and I never thought you were one, so obviously I'm NOT one.

Banned for dancing in a ballroom with wet undies and weathergirls.

Banned because you'd like to be horizontal dancing with the weathergirl, but she ordered a lightening strike on your ass if you point it skywards.

Banned in the absence of pants.

Banned for lightning strike dried out the undies and ended the game.

Banned because the lightening strike also dried out the skid marks and heaps extra detergent will be required to remove them...

... or would it be cheaper just to burn them and buy a new pair?

banned for scary choice

Banned because you'd probably sew a patch over the skid marks and pretend they weren't there... an even scarier choice.

banned for scare tactics

banned for Democratic/Republican tactics, oh wait, same thing

No its perfectly logical.

Banned for mentioning Democrats and Republicans from the Dark Side... over here it's the Imperialists and Sithsonians.

Logical, perhaps, but still scary... so banned for making me take another sedative.

Banned for fear of logic.

Banned for being queer for logic.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Banned for taking sedatives without due process.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

Banned for empty paragraphs and getting caught by a nineteen-second forum sprawl whatchamacallit.

Banned for sprawling on a pin.

Banned for incidental none-the-less in a virtual reality where more is less and being hung like a horse means reinforced gallows to support the extra weight of a champion thoroughbred with hooves the size of dinner plates.

Banned a-la '60s TV Robin. Holy mixed metaphors, Battyman!

banned for letting a boy wearing only underwear hang out with a guy in the darkness

Banned because capes aren't underwear, the costume top was not at all revealing and the bottom hardly so, and ages for manhood vary from culture to culture. Burt Ward was young when he wore those green trunks, but he wasn't a minor.

banned for I'm not sure if that's really a good defense.