Banned for engaging in a nasty battle against Max

banned for molesting the bird

Banned for bad writing.  Sentences start with a Capital letter and end with a period.

Banned for thinking about sex with chickens.... thing is, is that a live one or a defrosted frozen chicken?

Edit.... Max.... banned for jumping the queue.

banned for being slow

Banned for being low.

banned for being old

Banned for being a fetus.

banned for being the unborn

Banned for being reborn.

Banned for having sold your body, or at least a bit of it. Unless you're a very rare physical specimen, there's more long-term income potential in renting yourself. 

Banned for renting to yourself.

Actually, that sounds like some kind of tax loophole.

Banned because you 'went there' a while ago, but I'm staying away this time. Taxing loops, holes, parts...

banned for tax loopholes

Banned for trying to make me 'go there.'

Unless you breeder boys are actually ready to see the other side of a serious chain of boob-based bans? Just typing about hotties with external genitals usually seems to send you lads into tizzy, not to mention how scary beefcake photos seem to be.

banned for threats

Banned for confusing a threat with an invitation. Or was that a complaint? I forget...

Banned for trying to confuse us.

Banned because I don't need to try. Y'all are obviously confused; turned sideways, even...

banned for trying it sideways

Banned for thinking sideways humping is possible.... I read the Kama Sutra and there's nothing in there about it.

Banned for thinking I should become a male escort.... a ho, if you like.  I'm way too old for that these days, though I tried it when I was younger [with women] and found I was giving away more than I was renting out... and in some cases it was costing me... a movie and dinner, etc.

Banned because you shouldn't blame GW, me, or yourself. You should be blaming traditional gender roles.

Banned because I don't blame traditional gender roles... I blame the cinemas and eateries for being open when all I wanted to do was....

Banned because you & Scoutdog are both right. Markets are such horribly complicated things, especially when one's own genitals are both more or less a commodity and a customer.

Banned cause I'm trying to watch the weather.....

Let it rain, I don't care....