Banned because weird is all relative.

 Banned because you must have met my relatives.

Banned for purposefully using my statement in an improper manner.

Banned for making an improper judgment.

banned for that went over like a lead balloon

Banned for going over with lead balloons?

banned for Electrical Spy Plane

Banned for an ungrounded electrical device.

Warning*****shock hazard***

Banned for an electro-hazard.

*farts* In the event of a bio hazard, you're banned.

Banned for expulsion of unnecessary gasses.

banned for banning bodily functions

Banned for...

banned for taping your siblings mouth shut

that's just rude

Banned because it's also reasonably effective.

banned for KDs

Banned because I have never had to tape my siblings' mouths shut.

I found that sleeping pills were more effective.

Banned because you didn't make it clear as to who took the sleeping pills, you or your siblings.

Both would cancel out any background noise.

Banned because I left it that way on purpose.

banned for purpose

Banned for desire.

Purpose and desire are two different things.

If you desire to have a purpose, you will never get anywhere.

If you purport to have a desire, you will get nowhere likewise.

If you have a purpose and a desire, you will finish everything that you set your mind on.

banned for philosophicalness

Banned for banning my philosophies.

banned for not wanting a ban

Banned in waiting...