Appeasing My Inner Troll

Just a little...

from JoeUser Forums
So, today, I've been wanting to rant, rant, rant... REALLY RANT, RANT, RANT! But, I'm fighting my inner troll because I know what's good for me and what's not. So, this will not turn into a blog about why I... wow, just typed a whole paragraph there before I realized that's exactly what I didn't want to do... Thanks, Backspace for getting my back(space)...BWAHA!

So, instead of ranting about ... there I go again. I will win this fight! The inner troll will not prevail. I am a nice guy! No, really, I am. I just hate it when you... Geeze, there it goes again!

OK, I just pushed the chair back from the computer and looked out the window at the great view I have of the Monterey Bay. Whew... that's better. I can now go on without mentioning your inability to.... Whoa, that one took me by surprise... Happy Place. Happy Place. Think of my Happy Place. Think of my Happy Place populated by swimsuit models with beer... Oops, that last part wasn't supposed to be out loud but since I'm abusing my backspace key, I won't take that out...

Now, if I could just get to bloggin' about something other than how you always... Happy Place. Swimsuit Models. Beer. OK, now I'm good.

Just deleted two paragraphs. The inner troll will NOT win this one.

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OH, SCREW IT - If you want to post some r{BACKSPACE}... Not gonna happen. I got Swimsuit Models serving me Beer in my Happy Place.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
!!!

But I so want to read the rant chiprj. So, so bad. I could feel it, seething beneath the surface, begging to burst forth. Let the rage flow free!!!! (Hmm, I think I am starting to sound like Darth Vader in his final figth with Luke)
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
he he he . . . you ARE a nice guy, chip . . . but like BlueDev, I'm curious as to what exactly your dark side looks like . . .
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Let the rage flow free!!!! (Hmm, I think I am starting to sound like Darth Vader in his final figth with Luke)


HAHAHAHAHA! Very nice reference! But, I will not allow my rage to control me...

you ARE a nice guy, chip


Thanks... I'm trying.

but like BlueDev, I'm curious as to what exactly your dark side looks like . . .


Not gonna happen today... it'll take more tequila than what is already in my system to do that - there isn't any right now, but even the smallest amount of straight tequila releases the inner troll!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Chip...let it out!!
I admire your strength mate and I hope your still at the Happy Place..
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, I'd like to read a rant by Chip too.

I have to agree with BlueDev about letting it out. Afterall, you wouldn't want it suddenly bursting forth on some poor unsuspecting person who may be poking around your blog...
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Rant...rant...rant...rant...rant...
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know you want to.... Just go read some of DPS's recent comments on mine and it should help toss you over the edge.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
"I'm a tequila...drink me...."
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I want to experience a Chip rant too.......let it out, dude!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
rant...rant...rant...rant...rant...rant...rant... come on everybody...rant...rant...
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Smite us with the Might Ranthammer of Smackdom!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Feed the troll, help it grow up big and strong, you know you want to
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks for the chuckles!  I battle my inner troll pretty often too.  Some people think I am just naturally nice but it actually takes a lot of work and sometimes the troll gets loose.  Nestle trollhouse cookies help keep him under control though   I think everyone is due for an occasional rant.  I might even be over due.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow, I wasn't gone that long... HAHAHA!

Thanks for all the comments. But I'm still not going to go off on how much you... that was close... better get back to my Happy Place with the Swimsuit Models and Beer...
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

Thanks for all the comments. But I'm still not going to go off on how much you... that was close... better get back to my Happy Place with the Swimsuit Models and Beer...


Sure, just points-whore the article using our heartfelt desire for a rant and then run off. Cock-tease

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sure, just points-whore the article using our heartfelt desire for a rant and then run off. Cock-tease


I just let loose on your comments section... so, there's 5 for you, 5 for me...
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

so, there's 5 for you, 5 for me...


w00t! Points whoring rules almost as much as ranting. Lovely rant by the way.

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
w00t! Points whoring rules almost as much as ranting. Lovely rant by the way.


Thankfully, that was the short version. I had a multi-paragrapher written and deleted the whole thing...
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
One question... was this inspired by our chat session yesterday? Seems somewhat familiar....
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
One question... was this inspired by our chat session yesterday? Seems somewhat familiar..


Oh, yeah, that was just the start... my inner troll has been growing since then...
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

my inner troll has been growing since then...


Feed him..... Come to the dark side and we will rule the galaxy as wrong brother and wrong brother.

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Post the chat with DH and let us rant. Just make sure to stay away from the billy-goats you troll, you.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
raaa......ant......rraaaaa......ant........rrrraaaa.....ant.........muhahahahahaahahahahaha
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Feed him..... Come to the dark side and we will rule the galaxy as wrong brother and wrong brother


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Making with the Star Wars references... That seems to be going around more and more today!

Where is this from?

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Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Post the chat with DH and let us rant. Just make sure to stay away from the billy-goats you troll, you


That might get me into some JU related trouble... mostly, the rants been simplified and shortened over on grey's thread... but here's a sample -

If you're going to espouse ridiculous ideas and try to come off as being serious, at least take the time to spell correctly. I mean, you're already starting off with a strike or two against you by being an a$$hat and spewing crap. And inability to spell is not a sign of intelligence. This isn't limited to just yesterday. A few weeks back there was some crap about court 'marshalls' being unconstitutional. I might be petty, but you're an idiot.

There. Happy?