Hate; It's a Good Thing
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Today we hear a lot of talk about tolorance. love, and acceptance.
Well, I say bull!
Hate is where's it's at. It's natural and normal to hate anyone who is not like yourself and I say DO IT! You have every right to hate whomever you choose;don't let anyone tell you differently. There are so many people in the world to hate, all you need to do is to choose a few.
I have prepared a sample list to help you get started. This list is in now way comprehensive, but it will guide you in the right direction so that you can get started hating today.
Muslims: Now here's a good group for you to hate. They are always going around blowing things up and generally being a pain in the rear. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Christians: These folks are always going around preaching to folks, trying to save their souls, and trying to push their beliefs off on others. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Buddhists: Always wearing those funny looking orange robes and shaving their heads so they look like little Kojaks. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Atheists: Heathen scum who have no morals to speak of, always pushing that stupid "Darwin" nonesense. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Blacks: A bunch of lazy, drug dealing, raping, stealing, scum. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Whites: A bunch of lying, cheating, power hungry swine who are always oppressing other peoples. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
American Indians: Lazy good for nothing bunch who would rather live off governement money instead of workiing. They act like everyone else owes them something. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Asians: These funny looking people eat strange smelling foods and are terrible drivers. Besides, they're all too short. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Foreigners: No matter where you live, you can always hate foreigners. They usually speak some bizzarre language or other, and even if they do speak your language they always have some kind of stupid accent. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Poilice Officers: These people are always going around sticking their nose in other people's business and keeping you from driving as fast as you really need to. They are always arresting innocent people for things they didn't do. Who needs them? Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Democrats: A bunch af namby pamby whiny cry babies who want to raise your taxes to support them and their so-called minority buddies so they don't have to work. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Republicans: A bunch of greedy, power hungry rich folks who would just as soon let widows and orphans starve before spending a penny to help them. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Homosexuals: A bunch of perverts prancing around trying to seduce little children. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Heterosexuals: This bunch actually thinks they are normal. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Yourself: You really should start here. If you hate yourself, it is so much easier to hate others. Besides, you fit into at least two of the other groups, so go ahead. Hate yourself. You deserve it.
While this list isn't complete, it will give you a very good starting place. So do the natural thing and start hating someone today!
Notice: This message has been brought to you by the Society To Undermine Peace In our Decade. Remember, if it's hate, it's S.T.U.P.I.D.
Hate is where's it's at. It's natural and normal to hate anyone who is not like yourself and I say DO IT! You have every right to hate whomever you choose;don't let anyone tell you differently. There are so many people in the world to hate, all you need to do is to choose a few.
I have prepared a sample list to help you get started. This list is in now way comprehensive, but it will guide you in the right direction so that you can get started hating today.
Muslims: Now here's a good group for you to hate. They are always going around blowing things up and generally being a pain in the rear. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Christians: These folks are always going around preaching to folks, trying to save their souls, and trying to push their beliefs off on others. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Buddhists: Always wearing those funny looking orange robes and shaving their heads so they look like little Kojaks. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Atheists: Heathen scum who have no morals to speak of, always pushing that stupid "Darwin" nonesense. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Blacks: A bunch of lazy, drug dealing, raping, stealing, scum. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Whites: A bunch of lying, cheating, power hungry swine who are always oppressing other peoples. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
American Indians: Lazy good for nothing bunch who would rather live off governement money instead of workiing. They act like everyone else owes them something. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Asians: These funny looking people eat strange smelling foods and are terrible drivers. Besides, they're all too short. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Foreigners: No matter where you live, you can always hate foreigners. They usually speak some bizzarre language or other, and even if they do speak your language they always have some kind of stupid accent. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Poilice Officers: These people are always going around sticking their nose in other people's business and keeping you from driving as fast as you really need to. They are always arresting innocent people for things they didn't do. Who needs them? Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Democrats: A bunch af namby pamby whiny cry babies who want to raise your taxes to support them and their so-called minority buddies so they don't have to work. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Republicans: A bunch of greedy, power hungry rich folks who would just as soon let widows and orphans starve before spending a penny to help them. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Homosexuals: A bunch of perverts prancing around trying to seduce little children. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Heterosexuals: This bunch actually thinks they are normal. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Yourself: You really should start here. If you hate yourself, it is so much easier to hate others. Besides, you fit into at least two of the other groups, so go ahead. Hate yourself. You deserve it.
While this list isn't complete, it will give you a very good starting place. So do the natural thing and start hating someone today!
Notice: This message has been brought to you by the Society To Undermine Peace In our Decade. Remember, if it's hate, it's S.T.U.P.I.D.
Great post.