or drummers drumming

military tunes to

inspire peoples everywhere

to revile those

subhuman cretin thieves

or maybe not

all depending on

what day the

plane would arrive

carrying cargo that

needed customs inspection

or heads would

roll, like mine

and topple over

down the long

inclined plane leading

to the floor

and vanishing into

which revolved due

to drunken vertigo

exarcebated by odious

and copious amounts

of curried cabbage

frozen then deepfried

in codliver oil