thongs and accessories

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which include Vaseline

and baking soda

 spread lovingly over

 their butts and

barrels so ammunition

didn't get stuck

in the cr ack

and blow up

parts of the

prized Crown Jewels

which had been

stored in pouches

for too many

had been lost

or kept in

a dark secret

hole that reeked

of linseed oil

and baby powder

with sweat rime

and odd hairs

protruded from under

the sweaty underwear

of the perpetrator