parts needing cover

or get arrested

for false pretense

and boastful claims.

So the striped

Lemur hissed loudly

at the ambling

old fart who

cut him off

without a penny

to be found

in his pantaloons

with no shoes

or colored socks

that would match

his ruby red

slippers made of

imitation leather uppers

when downers were

much preferred by

the hyperactive overexcited

understimulated but overbearing

obnoxious environmentally challenged

leader ofthe pack.

at the end