The Van Allen

belt around the

emense girth from

years of obstipation

of the liver

which led to

some extremely painful

stones being peed

along with worms

valiently trying to

audition for a

comic dance review

but slapstick just

to show that

anything goes here

where lunacy is

running rampart through

the sick minds

of those writing

these twisted pages

though disturbing, they

afford future generations

valuable reference material

so they can

learn to become