and a rather

slippery finger with

extra long nails

causing rectum rips

and profuse bleeding

quick, the pads

to stabilize  the

mad gush flowing

lumpy ruddy raisins

with wildly flowing

treacle all sticky

and gooey and

difficult to clean

without isopropyl alcohol

mixed with bleach

created a rather

strange chemical cocktail

Which made the

most awful smell

And the eldest

child passed out

then was rushed

the family doctor

who upon examination

removed his appendix