of summer stout

Guinness will do

record setting feats

with dominos falling

too fast for

judges to count

so they decided

to batch them

and resize them

for the next

world record attempt

at domino setting

with steady hands

set in motion

to test skills

best deemed for

adult use only

as pornographic dominos

which in turn

led to erotic

dancing which turned

into pole dancing

all slicked up

after mud wrestling

a hot shower