causing prune wrinkling

thus camouflaging the

grossly offending sight

of his dangling

sodden bellybutton ring

Prince Albert style

dripping green goo

from poor hygiene

and bad ventilation

due to lintfluff

blocking exhaust ports

already engorged with           (Hiya Wiz!)

curried cabbage bits             (Hiya backatcha, Doc)

of low digestibility

so they blast

the surrounding area

broke his fanbelt

and killed several

bottom dwelling bankers

who were arseholes

no-one missed except

the Misses Bankers

trophy wives all

lazy polyfilla'd exhookers

with shriveled up