while crabs crawl

wanting roasted marshmallows

not lobster relatives

trailor trash cousins

with redneck traits

drive tow trucks

with monster wheels

and musical horns

protruding from their

long-johns rear exit

with huge antlers

on which hang

yesturdays prize catch

in back pocket

full of posies

with thorns scratching

his hairy back

just for fun

and endorphin production

until lunch, road-kill      mmmmmm

marinated and bbq'ed

in bear grease

scraped from hairy

muskrats and squirrels

that thrive in