and some Catfish

with anal gills

and huge whiskers

alternatively called pubes

that glow neon

when rubbed by

soft warm fins

and mermaid tails

not for tub

or swimming pool

but half-lit bedrooms

or cozy attics

or dingey basements

Batman's fav hang-out

a dingey cave

one with stalagmite

used to impale

another guano maker

pooping all over

the pooper scooper

and picker upper

Bounty paper towels

wiping up bountiful

 and mucho disgusting

ripe banana peels