The Jig. Wasn't that a late fifties type dance? or maybe early sixties. I remember the twist by Chubby Checker. not much a dancer though. Two left feet ya know. lol

Can you not have surgery to correct this affliction?

Tried that once. Where do you think the term bass-ackwards came from?

You mean it did not start with havu?

The Jig, yes. Sort of like River Dance with that Flatly gentleman. A little French community. Fiddles alive. Great fun. Havu seen it? 

Fiddles alive?

No

Flatly Gentleman?

No

River Dance?

Yes...that I did see and thought it was great.

 Ok, like that but, we're a bit more animated waist up. haha I was at a pub and started jigging. They put a spotlight on me.   That was my 15 minutes of fame. 

Bottom line though like jeans or khaki, however you dance it's all good.

I just forgot the question didn't I?

Ummmm.............I dunno. What was the question?

Was that because the song was 'Poetry in Motion'... and your "waist up" jiggling more than adequately proved the point??? 

And did you know that dancing originated with a bloke who had very itchy balls? 

Yup, rather than put his hand down there and scratch them in public, he started prancing about, and when asked what he was up to he replied: "Oh, just dancing!"

Welcome back buddy. Did ya miss us?

Do I look like I missed you?

Its a redneck. Oh no..................who let him in? j/k Jim. Welcome to the fun side of insanity.

Where's the and the

Yup.... and my OD enabled desktops.  So do yer think I'm glad I got my account details sorted.

So, how many chocolate covered sultanas can you eat in one sitting, and do you ever worry that a bunch of rabbits might have gotten loose in the factory that makes them?

Egads, where did that come from?   And were they the colour of chocolate?

Never mind that. Are they crunchy? EEEWWWW Yuck!

Willing to bet there's alot more of them now?

There probably is but are they pasteurized, homo-genized and vitaminized? I dunno

Says who?

Who says?

What, is there an echo in here?

?ereh ni ohce na ereht si ,tahw

rorrim......mirror

Doppleganger's of the world, be very afraid. No reflection on you's but, how about that for competition?

Who's side are you on and did we win?

tHE wINNERS sIDE. 

And to find out who won you have to look in a mirror and say Doppelganger,Doppelganger,Doppelganger.  

Or not?

Did that and the guy on the other side kept mimicking me. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't fool him. What's up with that?