Isn't it a matter of whichever one is less painful?

If a bull ant bites your tush isn't that a pain in the ass too?

Does baby powder work as good on a laptop as it may or may not do with bull ants?

Do you see the gregarious analogies here?

A bite on the bum or one on the scrotum?

And if it bites you twice isn't that a pain in the ass two?

Doesn't baby powder work as well for damp patches in your underwear as it does for laptops and bull ants?

Wasn't Gregarious a Roman Senator?

No wonder Rome fell. They all got 'Gregarious'. Didn't they?

Those two Ronnies are outrageous.   And the accent is easy on the ears.  

And baby powder on your laptop Uvah? Some kinda rash or something?

It is only nine months old ya know. Aren't babies prone to such stuff?

Wasn't it nine months three months ago? Sheesh

Mind you, I am 39. 

Didn't you know that Uvah can only add up right when it comes to the receipt of money?

Don't you know nuthin'? Mine lappy am reborn. New OS and everything. I are a Pro now dontcha know. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa.

Encore?

Why am i here? And for how long?

Did you know that you can get the answer to that by ringing the 'big bloke' direct?

Just don't reverse charges... it's my experience that he gets quite pissed if you do.

I'm still looking forward to "Uvah's Adventures in Lap Land."

 And who's 'big bloke'?

Enquiring minds you know.

$1999.99 for front row seats. BYOB&F&PC. Next?

Wot d'yer mean, who's the big bloke?   Didn't you know that he presides over heavenly hosts and angels and stuff?

Can I have a back row seat up the front please?

That's an xtra $19999999999.99 for back row up the front.

Taxes dontcha know?

Ah, but didn't you know that my seat is tax exempt due to having wheels and being gas powered?

Isn't that the new gas tax? 

[$1.20 a litre]

The government thinks it can tax everything, doesn't it?

The gov doesn't think. If it did we'd all be in a world of stink. dontcha thunk?

cool typo huh

If governments thunk, we'd be in a whole world of stunk, dontcha thought?

cool deliberate misspelling, hey? 

Shoulda bin think, no thought. Didya haff ta go an upset da rimin'? Shoosh!

dinkleberry

Orright, so was was unaware that we were entered into a poetry contest, was I?

snafflepuss 

Oh and another thing.  Has it gone very, very quiet around here again, or am I going deaf?

Who's missin'?

Where them went?

Where's Anna?

Hello ...... Hello ...... Hmph! Probably out shoppin'.

Wouldn't it be easier to ask everyone here to put up their hands?

Could it be they're in the smallest room of the house because there's a stomach bug going around?

Would you believe she's nude sunbaking...  upon the hood of her car to avoid the bull ants?

Orright, would you believe sitting in the drivers seat on her way to meet a friend for coffee?

Hi, I'm still here just packing up, cleaning, and getting tired. Also I now have on tuesday another appointment for condo's. 180, with cement pond and all the fixings. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? I know I signed a contract but, but, but..... I am just a girl.    haha

No but really, in the long run, we have to do what's best for us.  The flood is looming heavily around us.   Nuf said there...

Hope your all well.