Looking for a grandparent

I don't have any grandparents left.

My maternal grandmother died when I was 7, my paternal grandparents when I was 16 and 17, and my maternal grandfather when I was 25.

I am a grand-orphan.

I'm looking for a grandparent to adopt...or who wants to adopt me.  They don't have to live close to me (although that would be nice).  I'd like someone to write to, email with, call on the phone, share stories with...all the things grandparents and grandchildren do together. 

So, if anyone knows of a person who they think would like to 'adopt' a grand-daughter (and a grand-son-in-law, and three great-grandchildren), please let me know!

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Reply #1 Top
It would be an honour to have a sweet, loving grand daughter like yourself!
Reply #2 Top
So are you offering to be my Grandpa, Mano?!
Reply #4 Top

NO MORE BACON AND EGGS!!!!!

I think I know why....but care to elaborate?

Thanks, and hugs to you, Gramps!!

Reply #5 Top
Hello you ugly fat cunt, I killed myself rather than live with the disgrace of having you as a grand child.
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Hello you ugly fat cunt, I killed myself rather than live with the disgrace of having you as a grand child

I'm going to leave this comment as is, because I want people to see what kind of idiot you and your kind really are.  As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to devote a whole article to it.

 

Reply #7 Top
How could you adopt a replacement for me!! I sorry deary, I didn't mean get so upset, but you are trying to replace my memory.
So FUCK YOU, you stupid, STUPID GIRL, on by the way, I take it anyways Sir Peter wants it, he can stick his love stick anywhere, and I moan like whore for it!!
Reply #8 Top
Well, adopting a grandparent isn't an unknown concept. I mean, its already happened in Italy, so who knows.... you can probably find someone who would act in that same fashion for you where you are.
Reply #9 Top

*sigh*....Grandma's Ghost....





 

Reply #10 Top
Just for the record...granmas ghost is NOT related to me. Do what I do Dharma...block replys from non registered users. I had him blacklisted when he was alive...hes still on that list.
As far as the no bacon goes...when you visit here you will be fed only kosher food... and lots of it lol
Reply #11 Top
Dharma, my parents would probably be interested


Too late Whipster...the position has been filled!



Thanks, and hugs to you, Gramps!!


see???
Reply #12 Top

I'm too young to be a Grandparent, but are you taking applications for "sister"?

I only have my maternal granny left.  My Grandfather on my Dad's side died when I was a few months old, and my Grandmother when I was about 4.  My Grandpa on my Mom's side died about 10 years ago.

My husband still has three of his Grandparents (one isn't doing so very well) so my daughter knows her Great-Grandparents better than I knew my Grandparents on my Dad's side.  She's a lucky kid.

Reply #13 Top
I'm too young to be a Grandparent, but are you taking applications for "sister"?


If Dharma accepts...you get a Granpa thrown in with the deal