Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
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I thought it'd be cool, and funny, to see what jokes anyone has to offer.
Please, let's keep it good, decent, moral and clean. I would appreciate it if the off-color stuff would remain out of here!
The patient can then take it to his or her doctor, who will examine it to determine whether or not it was a cardiac arrest or a bad case of angina... why even a severe case of indigestion can cause very similar symptoms, so please, if you think you've woken up dead, take your monitor results to your doctor immediately."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
And this one really gets me....
She's too vague and doesn't explain which important part. That's the trouble these days, when celebrities champion a cause but skin over the details because they're celebrityness, hair and makeup. I mean, I wanna know what damned important part it is, Brooke.....
I lost it after reading ". . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . .
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HECK!!"
It kept getting funnier and funnier.
I wasn't warned NOT to read at work 
I had the laugh of my life 
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