The MYSTERY of Crop Circles

The very first crop circles were later admitted to be hoaxes. Every single one since then are also hoaxes since the initial idea was man made. Of course there is still people that think advanced lifeforms are coming to this planet, across vast distances of space, jumping dimensions etc, just to push patterns in grass. Those are the people that have been smoking too much of it.

Agreed.

I think its just the younger aliens taking out dads ship and doing they're version of Graffiti! Kids!

.....thats SO cute.......    

It was me. I did it.

..........so THATS where you go every saturday night.........

One has to have a hobby...

On a related note . . . while crop circles have been proven by and large to be false, what do y'alls think about the Ica-Nazca lines in South America?

For those who haven't heard of them before, they are huge, kilometers-long structures in the deserts of Peru that just look like big mounds and valleys from the ground, with no real significance. Seen from the air, however, they are huge, intricate designs of spiders, birds, etc.



That one's the spider. Kinda looks more like an ant, but has eight legs.



The hummingbird.



I don't know what the crap that is.

At any rate, while archaeologists agree that these are obviously human-made, there remains much speculation as to why. Why would they create huge structures that they would never be able to see? For the gods?

Or for the aliens?

Ages old, these structures were only discovered when humanity took to the air. The source and purpose are still a mystery.

yah .. for the aliens ... and thats why now aliens started to make crop circles to show us .....   

It's like Area 51 .....WTF is in the preceding 50?....

....and why is it that only 51 is so 'significant'? ....;)

Do we really need alien life forms?

Aren't the people here strange enough?

Oh you are sooooooooo right. There are definitely a lot of strange people in the world. Just read the news.

          

And to think, if Led Zeppelin hadn't put those images on the cover of 'House Of The Holy' none of it would have ever been thought of/started. Amazing, isn't it, that their warped imaginations could take on such gigantic proportions.... worldwide!!




Ah! And I suppose you used the Vulcan mind-meld to get those crops to all lay down at the same time??? Well how else do you explain crop circles appearing in Essex, Sussex, Devon and Cornwall all on the same night???



Yeah, and don't they get one heck of a spanking when dad has to fork out for the repair bill from all those 'burnouts' & 'wheelies'... must play havoc on the transmission, diff & tyres.

The TRUTH is out there...or here,whatever.  

Area 51's signifigance lies in its insignifigance...all the attention is on Area 51...Which is only a testing ground for advanced flight and weapons and everyone knows it. The other site is the one.

....of the captured alien variety, which is how come they got the stealth bomber technologies.... invisible to radar, etc.



Yep, that's the one where they keep ET's for dissection and anal probes.

Actually, stealth technology that we employ is based on a Russian white paper that was written in the 50's and we "found". That's where the F-117 came from.

As a funny side note, when Lockheed was radar testing that plane, they had to make their own set pole (what they put the model on) because the supplied one was messing up their radar cross section. So when they came to the competition and set up their pole, it was completely invisible. A Boeing exec said "Christ, if they can do that with their pole, what chance do we have".

When the radar was turned on, nothing there, then a bird magically sat down in mid-air and the radar guys looked out the window and were like "HOLY SH@T!"

It's got to be aliens. After all, there are so many aliens visiting Earth.

Statistics show some 3.7 million americans have been kidnapped by aliens. Logistically, to achieve such a feat, the Earth must be crawling with aliens. Either that or an entire nation is mental... uh, what am I saying...   

Yes...but they all seem to be from trailer parks....way out in the back woods....

Them aliens ain't choosy....;)

All this is based on a mistranslation from the original.
Please be advised: The correct translation is "Crap Circles".

Just trying to help.

Ah but maybe they are. Maybe the experiments on the abducted is to help their sterility. Maybe the aliens aren't as advanced as people think and they are helping to dumb down the human race in hopes of one day taking over.

Ever seen Idiocracy?
That's when they'll take over.

yah ... they just come down to have fun ...