Underrated doesn't necessarily mean cheapand nasty when looking to purchase an electrical appliance, just that maybe it doesn't receive the kudos others

get.

Get the

heretic!

Heretic    but I like quality and a good deal, if I can swing both I'm a happy camper, tell you

what!

What happens when the electrical appliance in question decides to protest the lack of respect due it's

station

Ah, somebody likes to swing 'both' ways. 

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Station your men along the South-East border, Captain, that's where I believe the Jun horde will break through to rape and pillage our

livestock.

Livestock....isn't that the name of a Kiwi soft porn

movie?

Dunno, sydney, I don't watch Kiwi porn cos I'm far too fond of my lamb roast.

Anyhow...

Movie starring a well know Kiwi actor was a flop due to his four-legged co-stars upstaging him during the sex

scene.

Scene was a awful as your mental picture, and then

some.

Some lambs might take

exception

Exception by lambs in NZ and other countries is a common occurence due to the Worldwide Animal Liberation Group dropping leaflets in sheep paddocks informing them of their rights and the right to say no, thus leading to a revolt which includes the boycotting of all-in orgies involving kinky leather gear, whips and chains, the use of electronic stimulii which do not work efficiently on the more economical rechargable batteries that normally have discount rewards for frequent users who engage in frivolous engagements with livestock who do not yet belong to a trade union providing free medical insurance to members traumatised by inapropriate activities subject to UN scrutiny into extra-terrestial indulgences with unsuspecting lvestock in remote and unprotected

areas.

(don't blame me, mrs starkers flew out for Tassie this morning and left me to my own devices... a mistake at the best of times)

Areas in my cranium aren't doing very

well

Well you're not on your Pat Malone (own) there. most areas of my cranium retired years ago, and the other areas are on a 'go slow' campaign for better conditions.... hopefully they don't decide to go on

strike.

Strike of body parts not a llowed...but it's 9:30 PM over here, what time is it where you are

are you crazy because flying without airplane is not

possible!

Possible to visit different forums and get mixed up, but not at speed of

light

Light footed people have a nasty habit and the ability to sneak uo behind you, and some are so adept and covert that .they can get into your underwear while you're still wearing

them.

I think someone's doing the voodoo they

do

do wah diddy, diddy dum, diddy

do

Do as in the first part of doo doo that extracted from the elephants backpart which couldn't have gone over the fence last because the fence in question crashed when ie13 refused to recognize the fact that fences really are the harmless anecdotes some believe them to be what with all the translucent transparent thingies that go round and round to the point in insignificance and then and only then do they come up with something resembling a fixed

 recalcitrant

Recalcitrants of all shapes,sizes and colors charged at the community bank and proceeded to take what was rightfully theirs..comfortable

retirement

(good word,had to look it up. )

retirement is becoming a thing of the past, with this recession eating up folks retirement funds faster than a speeding

bullet

Bullet(s) and a bandolier to put 'em on is what we need to attach to a high powered machine gun and stand all the bankers and their cronies up against the wall and blow them to

smithereenies

Smithereenies or Jellybeanies, I'm all for bouncing them around a little

bit

(bankers)

Bit my lip yesterday and now it's up like a weather

balloon..

balloon up, is what I'm gonna do after I finish eating my Pizza Hut Curried Cabbage Meal

Deal....