Smedley has the knack of turning up when you lest expect it and tickling your funny

bone

Bone of contention is not used or welcome in these

forums

Forums sure is very busy

nowdays.

Nowadays there's a lot of talk about how good things were in

yesteryear

Yesteryear is a time and place someplace between here and over to

there

There is nothing between most politicians ears but a

vacuum.

Vacuum the bankers, politicians, hemorrhoids and gall stones into the same bag and sink it in the deepest part of the

ocean.

Ocean Dumping

     Sorry...The EPA ruled that out as a cruel and unusual treatment of a vital natural resource. Wrap it up in a cardboard box ducktaped at the corners with a vomit green bow and send via snail mail, so the aromatic features have a chance to ripen really good to our beloved CEO's and bankers. May their hemorrhoids itch like hell and their gall stones give 'em a

hernia 

Hernia was the Greek Goddess of ruptures who had many a mere mortal busting a gut to bed

her.

Her husbands name was Hornya I

believe

believe it.........or

not

Not to be overdone, guy bought 10 limos, 10 fancy houses, and millions of useless

toys.

Toys being the mainstay of any good newbie. He who dies with the most toys

wins.

Win-Customize that,

brother!

*doc thinks #3359 and #3360 are masterpieces! (Meet Herpes and Chlamydia the Greek G-ds of Love!) 

brother can you spare a

dime

Dime should get me ten thoughts,

interesting

Interesting thing is inflation has now caught up to the thought, It now costs $1.99 for each. Taxes, R&D, liability insurance, malpractice insurance in case the thought dies aborning. We apologize for any inconvenience.

                                                                                                          Sincerely yours,

                                                                                                      IBF...Infernal RevenBush Service

                                                                                                         LLC LTD INC and a few other c's whose identity is classified.            

Classified identities usually belong to secretive bastards or those too ugly to show their faces in

public.

Public hair should not be shown in

public.

Public reached no compromise, hair was dyed blue for the rest of the

year!!!

Year to year, life dwindles

slowly.

Slowly is the only way to enjoy a meal and/or sex.... hoeing in too fast results in indegestion....premature rolling over and going to

sleep

sleep, and the quality of it.....can kill or cure your

day

Day after day I suffer from sleep deprivation and I'm often lucky to get 3 hours of

snooze

snooze alarms are often

underated