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Just when I think I'm starting to figure things out... WHAM! Something completely unexpected jumps into my path. First off, for those who actually read my previous article on men... congratulations 
I know it was long and pointless to pretty much everyone except me. Anyhow, I decided I'm too chicken shit to ask Justin just how he thinks of me, perhaps that's an okay thing though. I've put him on the back burner and decided to chase after this really adorable cowboy that's in my sociology class. We were doing this simulation game called BAFA BAFA and afterwards we were describing the other team with adjectives or short phrases. One word that just popped into my head was unctuous. The teacher was clueless, but when she looked to me for a definition he gave her one before I could shorten the words and make them easier to understand.
Me and my damned generalizations bordering on the stereotypical are going to get me into trouble. I thought because he is seriously a cowboy (rodeo and all) he wouldn't be very intelligent. Though how many people out there actually know there is such a word as unctuous, let alone what the meaning of it is. The way he described it was "like those car salesmen that try to become your best friend, overzealous." Which is actually a really accurate "in your own words" definition.
I'm sure he's at least curious about me, whether he likes me or not is yet to be determined. Several times today I caught him looking at me out of the corner of his eye, then he'd pretend like he wasn't looking at me. I'd just grin at him like the cat that ate the canary, and go back to taking notes. A couple of times this really irritating girl that's a total kiss-ass would say something any respectable brown-noser would say, and I'd look over at him and just roll my eyes, like "you've got to be kidding" Then he'd respond with one of those smiles that light up your eyes, like you're about to burst out laughing, and just shake his head.
For the moment I've found someone to match wits with. A future rendezvous is likely, if I put my mind to it anyway I'm a girl, I have breasts, and I get my way. 
I know it was long and pointless to pretty much everyone except me. Anyhow, I decided I'm too chicken shit to ask Justin just how he thinks of me, perhaps that's an okay thing though. I've put him on the back burner and decided to chase after this really adorable cowboy that's in my sociology class. We were doing this simulation game called BAFA BAFA and afterwards we were describing the other team with adjectives or short phrases. One word that just popped into my head was unctuous. The teacher was clueless, but when she looked to me for a definition he gave her one before I could shorten the words and make them easier to understand. Me and my damned generalizations bordering on the stereotypical are going to get me into trouble. I thought because he is seriously a cowboy (rodeo and all) he wouldn't be very intelligent. Though how many people out there actually know there is such a word as unctuous, let alone what the meaning of it is. The way he described it was "like those car salesmen that try to become your best friend, overzealous." Which is actually a really accurate "in your own words" definition.
I'm sure he's at least curious about me, whether he likes me or not is yet to be determined. Several times today I caught him looking at me out of the corner of his eye, then he'd pretend like he wasn't looking at me. I'd just grin at him like the cat that ate the canary, and go back to taking notes. A couple of times this really irritating girl that's a total kiss-ass would say something any respectable brown-noser would say, and I'd look over at him and just roll my eyes, like "you've got to be kidding" Then he'd respond with one of those smiles that light up your eyes, like you're about to burst out laughing, and just shake his head.
For the moment I've found someone to match wits with. A future rendezvous is likely, if I put my mind to it anyway
I'm a girl, I have breasts, and I get my way. 