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Paul Hamm Is A Whiny Bitch

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Paul Hamm Is A Whiny Bitch

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from JoeUser Forums

     This morning I listened to NPR's coverage of the "hearings" over the mistaken medal placement of Paul Hamm. Paul himself had some sound bites and stated that he would "fight to keep his medal". Hey Paul how about struggling to earn  the fucking medal next time? I can't believe it takes hearings to sort this out! They should have just had a Romanian powerlifter go over and take the damn thing from him and stick the silver medal he did earn up his tear stained little ass.

     For fucks sake what happened is the same thing as if they had been approaching the awards pedestal and the greeter accidentally directed the wrong guy to stand on the Gold spot. Would that guy feel justified in saying "Well thats what they said! I should keep it!"? I think not. Why this assclown thinks it will do him, the country, or his sport any good to carry on like a spoiled two year old is beyond my ability to comprehend.

     To Paul Hamm: Look fuckpole, you won't be getting any endorsement bucks as "the guy who got a medal he didn't fucking win". Quit pissing in the sandbox out of spite and give the other kid back what is his.

 

F.E.T.E. (derived from Darth Misha I)

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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
The Korean did a harder routine better. That's the facts.


But the event was the combination of 6 routines. The Korean could have locked things up with a tenth of a point on any of half a dozen opportunities.

I don't think Hamm should cough up his medal without being told to do so; everyone involved knew (or should have known) the rules, agreed to compete by them, and should have been prepared to live with the results.

I do agree that he needs to shut up about it now, though, if for no other reason than that his voice sounds like his balls never dropped.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top

if for no other reason than that his voice sounds like his balls never dropped

the very root of my article right there.

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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
if for no other reason than that his voice sounds like his balls never dropped

the very root of my article right there.


Did you guys REALLY expect a male GYMNAST to be the picture of masculinity? C'mon, that's as silly as thinking Brian Boitano's STRAIGHT!
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
if for no other reason than that his voice sounds like his balls never dropped

the very root of my article right there.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
We might as well just trash the Olympics if the South Koreans win their appeal, because in the future, Olympics will be decided 3 to 4 weeks or more after the fact in a court of law. This is ridiculous, and, quite frankly, not even worth the time it took me to write this response, let alone to read the article.


Exactly!

There are 2 problems with this whiny blog.

#1: The sport is not decided upon merit, but by subjective judges. People are fallible, and they make mistakes. Get use to it.

#2: You dont change the outcome of a game a month after the fact. You appeal then and there, or just chalk it up to a blown call. They go both ways so sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

Next time greywar, before calling the pot whiny, make sure the kettle is not squealing.
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top

People are fallible, and they make mistakes

Exactly and when the mistakes are found you fucking correct them. You don't sulk and bitch about how it isn't your fault. Once again, fuck Hamm.

The sport is not decided upon merit

What objective steps would you have then?

You appeal then and there

Leaving the logical step to be to just lodge an appeal after every score? Think again.

Next time greywar, before calling the pot whiny, make sure the kettle is not squealing.

So I am whining how? Sorry i missed that in your impeccable logic.

Have a nice fisking.

Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Greywar, you need zinc or somthing. This is the weirdest opinion I have ever seen from you. SUre, the guy sounds flouncy and all, but you don't give back one of America's gold medals just because somebody made a mistake.

If this were powerlifing, and they guy was a bass and not falsetto, and the other country was France, you'd be patriotic about it. You don't like this guy because of how he sounds. If Hamm loses his medal God help us in the next olympics when all the sissy anti-American nations and their judges start whining...

Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
...you don't give back one of America's gold medals...
If this were powerlifing...you'd be patriotic about it


I'm sorry, i've stepped in here late and I'm confused, since when did this become about patriotism? It seemed to me that this whole thing was about a decision at a sporting event. Where does Greywar's Patriotism come into account? Is he a bad American because he wants Hamm to give up his medal?

As a someone that knows Greywar, I can assure you hes fairly patriotic (that whole military for 12 years thing was a tip off).

The argument, as it appered to me, was one on sportsmanship and rulings. Does it really matter in the grand scheme of things if American won one more or less medals?
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
If it were about sportsmanship and rulings I would agree. It is really about the fact that Hamm is effeminate, though. LIke I said, if this was a big hairy powerlifter the thread would have been about the guy trying to take his medal. America doesn't send male gymnasts to the olypics to be brawny, we send them there to win gold medals.

grey's been listening to to much NPR. What next, Air America?
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
grey's been listening to to much NPR. What next, Air America?


whats wrong with Air America? I love that movie! Mel Gibson and Robert Downy Jr. rocked.

Air America
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
Air America Radio: For those who find NPR a bit to moderate...

I wasn't crazy about the movie, either...
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
blast-femur!
Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top

It is really about the fact that Hamm is effeminate, though

Actually it has nothing to do with Hamms effeminate nature outside of claiming a medal he didn't earn. Sorry if the "bitch" was interpreted that way. It was "bitch" as in "whiny bitch" not "flouncing nancy" and it has absolutely nothing to do with patriotism as Pidge correctly observed.

Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Reply #27 By: greywar - 9/29/2004 10:56:47 PM

"if for no other reason than that his voice sounds like his balls never dropped"

the very root of my article right there.


...

"Actually it has nothing to do with Hamms effeminate nature outside of claiming a medal he didn't earn. Sorry if the "bitch" was interpreted that way."


Come on...
Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
The balls never dropping is an attack of his sportmanship.. not just because he likes a little trucker cock on the weekends:)