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What's YOUR Prison Name

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What is your Prison name???

mine hilariously is "Turd Burgler".. lol... how Gay!


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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
OMG... I got "Glory Hole" why is this so frightening to me?!?!?! I think i'm going to go stand with my back to the wall now.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top

John Kerry is "wannabe".


So, the election comes down to "fudge packer" vs. "wannabe"


I'm voting for "the beaver" (Badnarik). Of course, I always choose the beaver...lol

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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ralph Nader = "He Bitch"


David Cobb = "Shower Stalker"

Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
OMG guys this is sooo funny!
At least you got Fudge Packer and wannabie...
we got John howard being Queenie andMark Latham being Mangina!
lol...
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
someone's been watching me , haven't they!?


Its the same guy that's callin chiprj... he seems to know it all!
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
squealing piglet."


Well for a mistress of torture LW this suits you!
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Uhmm, i wouldnt. Dont you know what a glory hole is? Something might unexepectly protrude from a hole in that wall youve backed up to!
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Shame on you, slut.


Oh Honey... thats ok.. it will never mean the same as when YOU call me that ..

Your such a tart!
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
I got "Gummer".
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
What's a Gummer??
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't think I want to know.
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top

What's a Gummer??


Ever head of a blowjob being called a 'hummer'?  A 'gummer' is a BJ with no teeth....

Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top
A 'gummer' is a BJ with no teeth....


eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!! Bad mind image..
Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!! Bad mind image..


Hey, now, that's not fair...whores have to do something in that 20 year or so span between when they can still turn tricks and can't yet draw social security!

Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Gid.. by then they should have social security or be rich! There comes a time to retire!
Reply #41 from JoeUser Forums Top
Its the same guy that's callin chiprj... he seems to know it all!


That guy is EVERYWHERE!!!
Reply #42 from JoeUser Forums Top

In Other News:


Michael Moore = The Scatmaster


Susan Sarandon = Fat Boy


Tim Robbins = Turd Burgler

Reply #43 from JoeUser Forums Top
He can uhmm....thrust as violently as He wishes and no scrapes!


!!

years of practice makes perfect LW...
Reply #44 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tim Robbins = Turd Burgler


I have the same as Tim Robbins?? oh the shame!
Reply #45 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mouth-Mangler..... so.... do I mangle mouths or get my mouth mangled (what thrrrrrrrefk! is mangler?!) oh well.
Reply #46 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ann Coulter = Moustache Girl


Rush Limbaugh = Ankle Grabber


 


I'm a-gonna get you mad referrals for this article, PB...lol

Reply #47 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm a-gonna get you mad referrals for this article, PB...lol


excellent!...

Brittany Spears = the wood meister!
Cat Stevens = Towel Boy
Ralph Nader = Stubby
Oprah Winfrey = Queer Johnny

We could write a soap opera based on these names.!
Reply #48 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmmm...well...considering I'm white trash and curently have one close relative in federal prison for embezzling millions of dollars "You go, uncle G!" and another close relative that was just released from a 10 year stint in prison, I thought their names would be interesting as well.

Me: 3 Dollar Bill
Uncle G: Fat Boy
Other Incarcerated Relative: Howard Sperm
My Boyfriend: Turd Burglar
Reply #49 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about George Bush being "Fudge Packer" and Tony Blair being "Queenie"!


I'm fudge packer:(