Mission Statement
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If you've read any of the above, and are still unclear about what I'm trying to say, then here's a little mission statement that will set out my purpose. The below are a set of rules that I plan to stick to at all times throughout this blog. Please, please, please, if I ever stray from these rules, call me on it.
1. I will be unbiased at all times: Yep, that's right, I plan to highlight everything that annoys me about the world we live in, let's face it folks, this means that I'm gonna be pissing someone somewhere off all the time, but it's like they say, if you don't like it, don't read it. Alternatively, if you don't like it, take it up with me and I'll tell you where to go.
2. Political Correctness is bullshit: There is no one in the known world who can claim to be completely PC, because no matter how big you may be on equal rights, equal opportunities and being as inoffensive as possible, we all still have those black thoughts that nestle in the back of our minds, you know, the ones that you pray no one ever finds out about. This is one of my pet hates, and something I will be expanding on in the future. But in the meantime, do not expect me to be PC.
3. Trivial things that happen to me ARE important: So during this blog, at times, I'm gonna be writing some of the most self obsessed drivel you've probably ever read (yep, there might even be some bad poetry). However, I don't see any reason to censor myself because I don't even know if any one else is going to read it and I know full well that those that do read it can laugh at it and fell that little bit more superior about themselves, so in a way I'm providing a service.
4. My opinions are valuable: You might think this one is a little bit self cenmtred, but beleive me, my opinions are a result of the way I have lived and the things I have experienced thus far, they are subject to change at any time but for the moment they are as valid as anyone's.
5. I am not a horrible person, merely an honest one
6. If you don't like what I have to say, don't read it.
7. These rules are subject to change at any time: Because you never know when life might start making you happy again.
So there it is. At times I will offend, and at times I'll go off at a tangent, and at times no ones going to understand what the hell I'm trying to say, heck, at times I may even write about stuff I like, but I'm not going to pander to anyone else's ideas of what is acceptable, because I've spent too long doing that already. I hope that anyone that does read this blog enjoys at least some of it, but if you don't, don't expect an apology.
1. I will be unbiased at all times: Yep, that's right, I plan to highlight everything that annoys me about the world we live in, let's face it folks, this means that I'm gonna be pissing someone somewhere off all the time, but it's like they say, if you don't like it, don't read it. Alternatively, if you don't like it, take it up with me and I'll tell you where to go.
2. Political Correctness is bullshit: There is no one in the known world who can claim to be completely PC, because no matter how big you may be on equal rights, equal opportunities and being as inoffensive as possible, we all still have those black thoughts that nestle in the back of our minds, you know, the ones that you pray no one ever finds out about. This is one of my pet hates, and something I will be expanding on in the future. But in the meantime, do not expect me to be PC.
3. Trivial things that happen to me ARE important: So during this blog, at times, I'm gonna be writing some of the most self obsessed drivel you've probably ever read (yep, there might even be some bad poetry). However, I don't see any reason to censor myself because I don't even know if any one else is going to read it and I know full well that those that do read it can laugh at it and fell that little bit more superior about themselves, so in a way I'm providing a service.
4. My opinions are valuable: You might think this one is a little bit self cenmtred, but beleive me, my opinions are a result of the way I have lived and the things I have experienced thus far, they are subject to change at any time but for the moment they are as valid as anyone's.
5. I am not a horrible person, merely an honest one
6. If you don't like what I have to say, don't read it.
7. These rules are subject to change at any time: Because you never know when life might start making you happy again.
So there it is. At times I will offend, and at times I'll go off at a tangent, and at times no ones going to understand what the hell I'm trying to say, heck, at times I may even write about stuff I like, but I'm not going to pander to anyone else's ideas of what is acceptable, because I've spent too long doing that already. I hope that anyone that does read this blog enjoys at least some of it, but if you don't, don't expect an apology.