Blogs Breaking News, Breaking Ground

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Reset your homepages, ladies and gentlemen. No longer can you rely on CNN and MSNBC to relay the breaking news people really want to hear. Now, Joeuser is quickly taking the place of the news source of the completely informed.

Today's earthshaking breaking news story, detailing John Kerry's father raping tendencies (Link) are only the latest in a long line of news stories that have broken right here on joeuser. On July 15, I was first to report Kerry's penchant for puppy mutilation (Link), a story I would have expected the mainstream media to have appropriated by now.

So now, ladies and gentleman, joeuser is your first choice for the news others don't want you to hear

Signing off (tongue firmly planted in cheek),

Gideon MacLeish
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes, Gideon,
And Bill C. does not enjoy fellatio.
Love your writing. Cheers.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
nyuck nyuck!  Love it!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't usually like to do this, but I have to bump myself in light of recent events.

look at the date of the original article.

NOW, look at where the information on the CBS hoax was "outed". Blogs. Now, I meant this piece as entirely humorous (unless Kerry really DOES eat babies -- more on that later), but it seems strangely prophetic in light of the events of the last week.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Keep an ear out - I think that baby-eating Kerry story is just days away now.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm just kind of stoked with the fact that I'm now a newsperson with equal credibility as Dan Rather...lol.

Now if I could just get his paycheck.

(Maybe I should submit my blogs to 60 Minutes?)