John Bobbit in the News Again

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Well, Las Vegas' most infamous current resident, John Wayne Bobbit is currently in jail on a domestic violence charge. He was, of course, convicted of domestic violence in an earlier relationship, which came some time after the infamous "Bobbitizing" of his genitalia by ex wife, Lorena, whose defense was that she had been abused by Bobbit. Frankly, given his history since the incident, I'm thinking Lorena should have Osterized the damn thing.

Anyway, Bobbit is claiming that the charges against him are false and that he was set up, while his girlfriend claims that she has been living a nightmare these past three years. At any rate, I stand among the people wishing that Bobbit would take his 15 minutes and leave. I remain hopeful that we get some stupid celebrity marriage again to bump Bobbit out of the news.

Problem is, Brittney's already remarried, so she's no candidate...

signing off,

Gideon MacLeish
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
If I were a dude and my wife chopped my weiner off, I would probably think twice before I angered or upset another woman . . . but hey . . . that's just me.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, but Bobbit's a moron.

Dude's 4 years older than I am and he's finally admitting "It's time for me to grow up" (although he still blames his poor choice in women for his misfortunes).
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

It's a shame that woman didn't repeat the actions of Lorena. One has to wonder though what type of woman would date such a man. Then again, Mike Tyson has a girlfriend too, right?

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
and he's finally admitting "It's time for me to grow up"


Yeah, but the reporter had to badger him into it.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, Gene, that's true...