Why Rev. Zim is going to be thrown in jail....
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Ok, I've finally decided. I'm going to kill my dad.
Here's the whole deal. My entire life, I've been getting ripped off by him. Examples? I have an older brother (by 5 and a half years). 8th grade graduation, he got a dirt bike. Brand new dirt bike. I got a used computer (that my parents had, that was technically mine before I got it as a present). High school graduation. I forgot exactly what my brother got (something good, no less), but I got a used car. A car my parents had already had. And it never was in my name. It was "my" car, but it was in my dad's name. Therefore, he could sell it (and did) without telling me (he didn't tell me). I never graduated college. Apparently, when I got my brother's car to drive when I was 16, my brother got a brand new truck ($16,000 Chevy S-10, bare bones, stick). What would I have gotten? A pat on the back. $200. Guaranteed.
All my life, I've been cheated out of EVERYTHING by my dad. I get horrible christmas presents, horrible birthday presents (my birthday is Christmas Eve... go figure), and this last month, it's the last straw.
We're siphoning cable modem from the guy across the street. Here's the layout: Modem, router, wireless router, wireless router(our house), access point, hub, my room. There's a text-based game I PAY to play (www.play.net/dr) Link
I'm premium. $40 a month. Does he care that this situation makes the game unplayable? NO! I've put money, time, and effort into this game. My main character (an elven empath, read about the game, you'll know what I'm talking about) is my pride and joy. It's like a car I've saved up to make. I LOVE my character, I LOVE the game. It's my way of having fun. Here's the deal: I was playing Dragonrealms, wandering around. I managed to hit a snag with lag. Only problem? I was still sending commands. And my character was still performing the commands. But I couldn't see anything. For all I knew (I do know the area I was in), I could have been in combat with an enemy, died (big experience loss for what I was doing), and never known. it's COMPLETELY unfair, because everything in the game (almost everything) is dangerous. I can go out hunting to make money in the game. I can heal people (it's what empaths do) to make money. What could happen? I could have easily died. Either way. And then what? I wouldn't be able to do ANYTHING worthwhile for a while, as I would attempt to perform said action again as soon as possible.
I find it completely unfair that my dad just doesn't care anymore. Fine, he wants to be that way, I'll just kill him.
I want to know the best way to kill someone. Tell me what you think would be the most fun to perform.
A) Ceremonial killing with a kitchen knife, where I remove his heart
Wakizashi through the neck
C) Poison
D) Shoot his ass
E) Tie him up, throw him in the lake, let him drown
F) As above, except run him over with my car before I throw him in the lake
G) Earwigs that eat brains, in his ear... nonetheless
Fuck it. I'm sick of people, too. I hate more than 99.99% of the people I meet. I'm sick of the way they treat each other, treat animals, treat their kids, the enviroment, etc. I'm just going to destroy the planet.
I've come up with a few ideas for that already. Please, vote on this, too.
1) Genetically engineered virus that spreads via blood and air, renders entire planet infertile.
2) Blow up several nukes in the ground, with a spout in the correct direction to throw the planet out of orbit (we either freeze or fry)
3) Cause a gravitational disturbance to pull the moon into the planet
4) Cause a nuclear war (not that hard, honestly)
5) Cover the planet with clouds (or dust), so that no plants (and thus, humans), can survive.
I can't come up with any more. However, I have decided that I will be called the Supreme Ruler after I go and colonize Mars. Those that wish to be saved must follow several rules.
1) I AM GOD
2) All obey me
3) I AM GOD
4) I control every action that our society takes.
5) All crimes get equal punishment... death.
6) All must obey me
7) Everything I say becomes law (subclause of 1 and 3)
8) I AM GOD
There, I'm done.
Here's the whole deal. My entire life, I've been getting ripped off by him. Examples? I have an older brother (by 5 and a half years). 8th grade graduation, he got a dirt bike. Brand new dirt bike. I got a used computer (that my parents had, that was technically mine before I got it as a present). High school graduation. I forgot exactly what my brother got (something good, no less), but I got a used car. A car my parents had already had. And it never was in my name. It was "my" car, but it was in my dad's name. Therefore, he could sell it (and did) without telling me (he didn't tell me). I never graduated college. Apparently, when I got my brother's car to drive when I was 16, my brother got a brand new truck ($16,000 Chevy S-10, bare bones, stick). What would I have gotten? A pat on the back. $200. Guaranteed.
All my life, I've been cheated out of EVERYTHING by my dad. I get horrible christmas presents, horrible birthday presents (my birthday is Christmas Eve... go figure), and this last month, it's the last straw.
We're siphoning cable modem from the guy across the street. Here's the layout: Modem, router, wireless router, wireless router(our house), access point, hub, my room. There's a text-based game I PAY to play (www.play.net/dr) Link
I'm premium. $40 a month. Does he care that this situation makes the game unplayable? NO! I've put money, time, and effort into this game. My main character (an elven empath, read about the game, you'll know what I'm talking about) is my pride and joy. It's like a car I've saved up to make. I LOVE my character, I LOVE the game. It's my way of having fun. Here's the deal: I was playing Dragonrealms, wandering around. I managed to hit a snag with lag. Only problem? I was still sending commands. And my character was still performing the commands. But I couldn't see anything. For all I knew (I do know the area I was in), I could have been in combat with an enemy, died (big experience loss for what I was doing), and never known. it's COMPLETELY unfair, because everything in the game (almost everything) is dangerous. I can go out hunting to make money in the game. I can heal people (it's what empaths do) to make money. What could happen? I could have easily died. Either way. And then what? I wouldn't be able to do ANYTHING worthwhile for a while, as I would attempt to perform said action again as soon as possible.
I find it completely unfair that my dad just doesn't care anymore. Fine, he wants to be that way, I'll just kill him.
I want to know the best way to kill someone. Tell me what you think would be the most fun to perform.
A) Ceremonial killing with a kitchen knife, where I remove his heart
Wakizashi through the neckC) Poison
D) Shoot his ass
E) Tie him up, throw him in the lake, let him drown
F) As above, except run him over with my car before I throw him in the lake
G) Earwigs that eat brains, in his ear... nonetheless
Fuck it. I'm sick of people, too. I hate more than 99.99% of the people I meet. I'm sick of the way they treat each other, treat animals, treat their kids, the enviroment, etc. I'm just going to destroy the planet.
I've come up with a few ideas for that already. Please, vote on this, too.
1) Genetically engineered virus that spreads via blood and air, renders entire planet infertile.
2) Blow up several nukes in the ground, with a spout in the correct direction to throw the planet out of orbit (we either freeze or fry)
3) Cause a gravitational disturbance to pull the moon into the planet
4) Cause a nuclear war (not that hard, honestly)
5) Cover the planet with clouds (or dust), so that no plants (and thus, humans), can survive.
I can't come up with any more. However, I have decided that I will be called the Supreme Ruler after I go and colonize Mars. Those that wish to be saved must follow several rules.
1) I AM GOD
2) All obey me
3) I AM GOD
4) I control every action that our society takes.
5) All crimes get equal punishment... death.
6) All must obey me
7) Everything I say becomes law (subclause of 1 and 3)
8) I AM GOD
There, I'm done.
