A$$hats, what do they mean to you?
A question about someone special.
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Asshats, where would we be without them? They give us a chance to wage vicious flame wars, or rant ungodly rants against them in our blogs. Good classic style american fun all around. But today's blog is something a little different. Today I want you to think about what asshats mean to you.
You may not call them asshats; one of my favorite replacements is the everpopular assclown, as in the Office Space Michael Bolton scene.Link As I am a blatant points whore (a special subcategory of asshat.) please feel free to share your favorite replacement words, your favorite asshats, and what they mean to you, flame wars are optional, but for gods sake, please do not turn my blog into a political yelling match....that is a form of asshattery in which the loudest person wins, but no one is convinced to change their minds.
This paragraph may be of some help.
Definitions:
asshat - One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
asshat - One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.
You know, a moron.
Scrappy Doo is one of the few existing examples of an animated asshat.
Asshat - 1. A hat worn by a drunken fool, or ass.
2. A foolish person, as one who would wear an asshat.
ex. 1. At the party, Jon made a fool of himself when he donned his asshat, the lampshade.
2. By bothering everyone at work, that asshat has made a real fool of himself.
Also some sites:
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And some special pictures, not for the weak of heart...or gut, you'll bust it laughing....
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Have fun!!!!
You may not call them asshats; one of my favorite replacements is the everpopular assclown, as in the Office Space Michael Bolton scene.Link As I am a blatant points whore (a special subcategory of asshat.) please feel free to share your favorite replacement words, your favorite asshats, and what they mean to you, flame wars are optional, but for gods sake, please do not turn my blog into a political yelling match....that is a form of asshattery in which the loudest person wins, but no one is convinced to change their minds.
This paragraph may be of some help.
Definitions:
asshat - One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
asshat - One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.
You know, a moron.
Scrappy Doo is one of the few existing examples of an animated asshat.
Asshat - 1. A hat worn by a drunken fool, or ass.
2. A foolish person, as one who would wear an asshat.
ex. 1. At the party, Jon made a fool of himself when he donned his asshat, the lampshade.
2. By bothering everyone at work, that asshat has made a real fool of himself.
Also some sites:
Link
Link
And some special pictures, not for the weak of heart...or gut, you'll bust it laughing....
Link
Link
Link
Link
Link
Link
Have fun!!!!
*singing* You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle Fucker! 
My redneck uncle. He is a talented artist and a genius mechanic, but can never hold a job for more than 6 months without deciding to runaway and drink for weeks at a time. During said drinking binges, he gives no notice to employers or family members of his intentions and will generally return 2 - 4 weeks later to request another chance. He cannot stay married and has not seen his children (now adults and asshats in their own right) since they were "knee high to a grasshopper". Besides being generally creepy, he is a leech on the ass of humanity and keeps requesting money and lodging from my widowed grandfather and my parents, among others. Drunk asshat.