Favorite Words that Sound Dirty but Aren't

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ok, folks. Here's a topic for you. What are your favorite words that sound dirty but actually are not? Here are my submissions:

*rectify

*masticate

*thespian

*Lake Titticaca

ok, now...let's hear yours

signing off,

Gideon MacLeish
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
*organism

*assy

*seminary

*angina

Well, that's all I have for now....
~Zoo
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Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
hehe, great submissions, guys.

Any more?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
hissing, multilingual, horatio, pee-cock, hunt, .......
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
abreast, penal, aural skills...

My mind's not fully awake yet, I'm sure there will be more later. This reminds me of one of my favorite games from college called Dirty Minds. They give you clues that sound as dirty as can be and you have to try to come up with the clean answer. Sometimes it was more fun to lose than to win.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
shitake (as in the mushroom), homogenized (?), maybe...pheasant plucker? morter forker? condominium?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
abreast, penal, aural skills...


How could I forget "penal"? lol

condominium?


hehehe...
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
ok, if we're getting into names here, then I have to mention my all time favorite. Though he's my favorite pitcher of all time, I have always thought "Randy Johnson" sounded like a slang term for a venereal disease.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Anybody up for a juicy burger from Fuddrucker's?
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Favorite rank in the navy....seaman, once knew a Seaman Stain.....what was he thinking when he joined???
arabic for sugar cookie = cok sukar
and another army term, female privates
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
hehe, spc...I bet you made it a point to address seaman stain by name everytime you could, eh?
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Not as funny as the Korean class with a student who suffered a korean pronunciation of Miss Honey.......
we laughed long time G.I.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, and I couldn't remember the other navy girl.....Seaman Guzzler.....I shit you not....
I never knew two people more happy to make petty officer.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Favorite rank in the navy....seaman, once knew a Seaman Stain.....what was he thinking when he joined


I once met a female Sailor named Seaman Hole.

and another army term, female privates


At Goodfellow, we had to have a new motto at every formation. My very first day, we said, 'All your male Privates are shaved, Drill Sergeant!' We got him to laugh for that one and to my amazement, he dropped and did pushups until the platoon told him to recover (somewhere around ten when he started counting a little louder). We also hit him in front of the battalion commander with, 'If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse, Drill Sergeant?' We weren't allowed to do mottos at battalion formations after that.

Not exactly words that sound dirty and aren't, but still close to topic.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here are my submissions:


that sounds dirty enough to me......

oh yeah, and emissions....
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, and I couldn't remember the other navy girl.....Seaman Guzzler


Oh, my goodness....why'd she put herself through that? lol
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, Texas, I'm sorry....just spacing out some of my replies to keep the article afloat, and I missed yours....has been a busy day.

I saw the but on fuddruckers...hehehe
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Gotcha . . . I thought I might have done something to make you angry . . . I can be good at that sometimes. I'm glad I still exist to you!
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
nnaaaah, texas ...I've just finally gotten some replies on my more "meaty" pieces, and have been spending more time there. Because the lighter pieces like this take less time to respond to, I kinda glossed over it and didn't look back over my previous replies. My bad.