"Where's Your Rent?" "The Dog Ate it!"
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Another gem from Reuters
A German woman called police when she returned to her car to find her dog vomiting and 380 euros ($470) mising from her purse. She feared that her dog may have been drugged and her purse robbed.
Turns out the dog was the culprit.
The woman took the dog to the vet to ensure its safety, and the vet gave the dog an injection. After 20 minutes, the dog ralphed up 6 of the 50 euro notes. The rest of the money, along with bank statements, soon followed.
Euros apparently taste like kibble. Who knew?
signing off,
Gideon MacLeish
A German woman called police when she returned to her car to find her dog vomiting and 380 euros ($470) mising from her purse. She feared that her dog may have been drugged and her purse robbed.
Turns out the dog was the culprit.
The woman took the dog to the vet to ensure its safety, and the vet gave the dog an injection. After 20 minutes, the dog ralphed up 6 of the 50 euro notes. The rest of the money, along with bank statements, soon followed.
Euros apparently taste like kibble. Who knew?
signing off,
Gideon MacLeish
...I wonder if the landlord would believe that one....