This Festival is the Pits

The town of Battle Mountain, Nevada, located 220 miles east of Reno knows how to take bad press and spin it in their favor.

A December 2001 Washington Post piece designated this burg, "the armpit of America", and the community, in response, began an annual armpit festival, sponsored by Old Spice. I features events such as a wet tshirt contest, armpit beauty contests (hhruhh? --ed), and boxing matches in a celebration that draws about 1500 people annually.

No word on whether they feature an armpit playing band. I myself could accompany them in such an endeavour.

A final thought: wonder if they've contacted Brad PITT about grand marshalling their parade?

signing off,

Gideon MacLeish
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Reply #1 Top
Good one Gid,
Where's the link??
Sounds like it would be different from the average arts in the park typr of festival.
beauty pageant????
Reply #2 Top
Yeah, the beauty pageant thing scared me...

"There she is...
Missssss Arrrmmmpitttt".

Sadly, I still haven't mastered the art at putting links in blogs.