Why should you care what I have to say about anything?
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Well you shouldn't obviously, there is no reason at all why you should give a shit about me, my unpopular views, my apalling taste in music or my unpleasantly detailed descriptions of past missadventures.
Still - I'm going to post it all here anyway, because:
a) Putting the contents of my fevered ego out there may just stave off mental illness for a few more years.
It'll be fun.c) This technology gubbins is the bees knees isn't it?
So sit back, relax, pour yourself a nice glass of Ribena and read on dear chap...