genetically modified humans

... oh, the fun science could have

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science can now manipulate the human race so effectively that cloning people is theoretically possible. why don’t they invent some kind of useful genetic manipulation ?.

i propose: the number of your sexual partners is tattooed on your forehead. it changes automatically whenever you sleep with someone new. the potential consequences are mind-boggling. such as:



married men with 0 !


your father with 2. (and you with 63. “well, son ….”)


one little threesome and you’ve gone from 8 to 10 !


when it changes overnight. “no, honey, it was always 10 ... 9 ?? … no, that’s an old photo. whaddya mean it was last week…. oooohh, kettle’s boiling ….”


your daughter brings a boy home. “forty-seven ?. get out, you little jerk”.


you go on a drunken bali holiday as a 4 and come back as a 10. and you were only gone for 3 days.


your grandmother with any. oh yuck.


job interview: “well, miss ninety-five, i mean smith ….”


nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
...ahhh Mig you make me laugh!

your grandmother with any. oh yuck.

Yuck!

nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”

That was the best, hehe!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
ahhh Mig you make me laugh!


i aim to please, sal !

nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”


hehe. i liked that one too.

thanks for your comment sal


mumsy XX
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Since you liked my little stories, I thought I should see what you write. Highly amusing, a wonderful idea! But wait, I am a grandma and my number still goes up...but slowly Ha! Nothing Yuck about it. You'll see when it is your turn, I pray!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

what?  no provision for decimal places? 

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
how would they accomodate schizophrenic masturbators?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one. Pure gold!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lol, great article Vanessa, It's creative I can definitely say that.  I have one question would it reset after 99?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have one question would it reset after 99?


That is a good question... also, would there be precautions in place so that you could tell if someone's 'Sexometer' was rolled back?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
How would it incorporate "born again virgins'? You know, when someone goes for years without ANY--two years or more and you should be back at ZERO.

Great article, Vanessa!"
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Since you liked my little stories, I thought I should see what you write. Highly amusing, a wonderful idea! But wait, I am a grandma and my number still goes up...but slowly Ha! Nothing Yuck about it. You'll see when it is your turn, I pray!


never mind, oleteach, around here i am a grandma, too !. and thankyou so much for stopping by. i can't reccommend your writing enough, sally j and i are addicted


what? no provision for decimal places?


kingbee, decimal places ?. so, like, 7.0 for 7 lovers, but 7.1 if you, say, kiss someone, or 7.4 if anything 'pink' appears. interesting concept...

how would they accomodate schizophrenic masturbators?


and more importantly kingbee, why did you think of that ?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one. Pure gold!


i agree, chiprj. kingbee is too clever. *swoons*


That is a good question... also, would there be precautions in place so that you could tell if someone's 'Sexometer' was rolled back?


another interesting point. yes, we would need to ensure that the system was tamper-proof somehow. can't have any 'old bangers' fronting up as shiny new models now, can we ? hehe !


How would it incorporate "born again virgins'? You know, when someone goes for years without ANY--two years or more and you should be back at ZERO.Great article, Vanessa!"


hi shades, and thankyou. hmmm. that's another good one. i guess we'd need to set a time span in some way. two years sounds good. people who haven't spontaneously combusted by then deserve to have it set back to zero !


Lol, great article Vanessa, It's creative I can definitely say that. I have one question would it reset after 99?


the way the world is going carlos, i'm thinking maybe 999 ? . and thankyou for your comment (no, i have no idea where this article came from either. i wrote it when marco visited and he made me publish it ! hehe).


vanessa/mig XX
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mig~ You crack me up! The world would be a lot different I think. You would see many in a new light I believe!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
great article! i am always astounded by what you write. Oh the things upstairs, huh?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mig~ You crack me up! The world would be a lot different I think. You would see many in a new light I believe!


exactly, joey. i'm sure we would be stunned by some people. and i'm glad i made you smile


i am always astounded by what you write. Oh the things upstairs, huh?


nicky, i was even astounded by this. i had a friend here (marco - aka notsohiglyevolved) and he read it and made me publish it. i was a bit reluctant, but i'm glad now ! hehe. thanks for your comment.

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey, if they can get this thing in place before my daughters start dating, I'm all for it...lol
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
and how many places does it hold before you "roll" it?
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hey, if they can get this thing in place before my daughters start dating, I'm all for it...lol


hehe gideon, we can hope .... how many years do we have if we start now ?


and how many places does it hold before you "roll" it?


we we at first thinking 99, but with this modern world, maybe 999 ?


vanessa/mig XX
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

how would they accomodate schizophrenic masturbators?


Kingbee, you never cease to amaze me...where you come up with this stuff, I swear I don't know.


 

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kingbee, you never cease to amaze me...where you come up with this stuff, I swear I don't know.


he IS amazing, dharma, isn't he ?

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think an additional indicator would be very helpful... The number should show in red if the person is currently suffering from any STD, and green otherwise. That'll be a great conversation starter... "Red 0? How the hell did you manage that??"
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think an additional indicator would be very helpful


i knew you would !

The number should show in red if the person is currently suffering from any STD, and green otherwise.


like a sexual traffic-light. i like it !

That'll be a great conversation starter... "Red 0? How the hell did you manage that??"


ewwwwww !.

hey citahellion, you know what else we could add ?. a 'warm up' light ! (okay, so maybe not for the boys, but for chickies it could save a lot of misunderstandings ... and cause some !)

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

or 7.4 if anything 'pink' appears

hmmmm that's an even better vision than the one id been entertaining.

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top

where you come up with this stuff, I swear I don't know

nor do i but there seems to have something to do with forgetting to take my meds.      

i couldnt figure out if it would count for like .5 or 2

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

he IS amazing, dharma, isn't he

what amazes me is yall havent blacklisted me yet

(im glad yall enjoyed it and mig...youre too kind)

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
hmmmm that's an even better vision than the one id been entertaining.


hehe !

nor do i but there seems to have something to do with forgetting to take my meds.


whatever it is, keep doing it !

what amazes me is yall havent blacklisted me yet


hehe i blacklisted one person. once. ages ago. for 2 hours, until i decided it was my fault anyway. and YOU ?. no way !. never

(im glad yall enjoyed it and mig...youre too kind)


no way, kingbee, you are way too humble. you're a gem. and i did enjoy it. thoroughly !.

vanessa/mig XX