IS BUSH COOL OR WHAT?
Well, Is He...?
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Forget the endless P.R. battles going on constantly for the hearts and mind of you, the American voter. Let me give you the formula for picking the candidate best deserving of your vote. Ask yourselves this: Is George Bush cooler than John Kerry? I think the answer is obvious to anyone not in the habit of self-delusion. Bush is way cooler! This would be a good year for you to be your own man or your own woman and vote for the good of the country. Cast a 'COOL VOTE' for the cool candidate, George W. Bush. You'll be glad you did, you cool person, you. Again, I stress this with the utmost of urgency, vote cool. Don't be fooled, dude, Bush is the coolest. Trust the government to do the right thing, and support the troops. This question is going out to young and old alike: Who is the coolest of the two candidates? Don't say Kerry. That is just so un-cool to say that. There's nothing cool about him. I am not picking on his personal life. I'm sure he has some cool stuff about him, cool, but politically he is not a bit cool. Look, I don't want to get going with politics and all that stuff... but it is important that we have someone cool as leader of the free world. I know not how you will deal with things if you have to see someone so un-cool as John Kerry in the White House for the next four years, but as for me, 'give me liberty (cool) or give me death'. I don't mean I want to die if Kerry fools enough of you, but I don't want him to win. We are cooler than that, right? Yes, yes , yes! All you folks who know what I'm saying is right need to get the word out there. Bush is cool!!! Starting right now, repeat after me....Bush is cooooooolll!!!!..Bush is soooooooo COOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!! Try this one now, "I'm voting for Bush because he is the coolest." That's pretty cool,no? Enough of this. You know what's expected of you now, so 'just do it'. That's cool, no? "ELECT GEORGE W. BUSH FOR FOUR MORE YEARS....JUST DO IT." cOoOooOolll.
