Anal Rape Victims and General Stupidity

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"Marcus Anulus Victimus had a dream that was MOPS, Pseudoimo.... and this is not it!!! This is not it!!!"

                                                                                       - Golphus Maximus circa July 8, 2004 (Year of Our Lord)

     For the last two days running Mission Operations Platoon (MOPS) has been coming to the 0630 (6:30 am for the civvies) Physical Training (PT) formation in Battle Dress Uniforms (BDUS) rather than PT uniforms. Ostensibly this was done so that they could help with a possible Strategic Airlift operation. In actuality they were dismissed both days until 0900 which is the normal time for work anyways. While I know this makes little sense to the civvies I assure you that it is an exercise in total idiocy. Both day we could have done PT as usual and even if we had by some fluke been called to help we could have done so in PT uniforms. The only thing the flightline gives a shit about is that we are wearing our roadguard vests! How do I know this? Because this is exactly how we did it the last fucking time!!!! Of course SFC Spadde couldn't be bothered to ask how we did it last time and so made himself look like a fucking retard once again.

SFC Calangelo (Marcus Anulus Victimus) would not be pleased.

 

 

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, I am Spartacus!

I still believe the theory that "special pop" only came in PTs the first day b/c Spadde (and other responsible parties) didn't call anyone to tell them otherwise. And then today, it was to cover for his mistake.
But it's good to do PT, right? Even if I feel like I'm dying all over?

(Awesome pic, btw.)
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

(Awesome pic, btw.)

I thought so too.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have to credit SPC Anglophile for his comments that prompted this article.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dammit, I can't remember what he said. He'll be happy to get the mention. (Wonder if he'll register as that name?)
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I hope he does so then perhaps he will comment!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's a Huah! picture. Here at DLI, Tradoc mandates that the permanent party leaders - PSG's, DS's, 1SG's, CO's, etc of the student/trainee companies wear what one of my buddies calls the GBRV - Gay Blue Reflective Vest. Sorry, I don't have a pic link. HHC wears the yellow power belts and the students/trainees wear reflective armbands. That way, even in PT gear, you can tell who you're not allowed to be seen talking alone with...
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
But the extra time allowed us to go eat massive breakfasts!

Oh...you had to do PT. Never mind.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Round and round we go.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Round and round we go.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Why the "anal rape" title? There's no connection.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Why the "anal rape" title? There's no connection.

Steve-O - As a connection I would refer you to Marcus Anulus Victimus. Sorry to disappoint, next time I will find something more explicit.