Cock Blockers
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Cock - (kok)
1. noun.
A) An adult male chicken; a rooster.
An adult male of various other birds.
Cocks don’t really have much use to the everyday person except for getting chick’s pregnant, hence creating eggs, or waking people up in the morning with their sunshine songs. This is a small piece on cock blockers – who are also cocks, but more so cocks than other cocks.
There is one particularly fine chicky commanding the attention of a certain cock, she is pretty funny, outrageously good looking, and she has a nice heart – well, as far as this cock can tell anyway. This particular cock has decided that he shall do what he has been put on this earth to do – and woo said chicky. Cock blockers are making this extremely difficult.
A cock blocker is someone who realises, that as a cock, they are somewhat inadequate, so when they see other advantageously equipped cocks making their moves, and obviously impressing said chicky, they do all within their power to block the other cocks. This may range from spoiling chicky with gifts, or simply never letting her out of your sight – if chicky displays signs of enjoyment with another cock – it is imperative to interrupt chicky and other cock, so nothing can amount from the situation.
Little does the cock-blocker know that this is working in the cocks favour! By spoiling the chicky with attention, gifts – and in particularly smothering them, the chicky is literally getting bored to death. If the cock plays his cards right, and let’s himself get blocked (without letting the situation get out of control), the cock blockers inadequacies will come to fruition for the chicky, and nature’s course of chicky coming to the other cock because she has been impressed by him shall occur.
You can’t really blame the cock blockers for acting the way they do – as a general rule, they simply don’t know any better. It is their right as cocks to cock block as much as they see fit – however, as soon as they realise they have no chance, and that desired chicky obviously has fun with other cock, they should respectfully lay down for the evidently more desirable cock, as mentioned before, the more a cock blocker tries, the more his inadequacies are on display for the chicky to see and disapprove of.
Alternatively - The chicky could admire these traits of weakness displayed by the cock blocker, using her typical manipulative character traits possessed by all chickies! – In which case, she needs to be blocked from this cock!
BAM!!!
1. noun.
A) An adult male chicken; a rooster.
An adult male of various other birds. Cocks don’t really have much use to the everyday person except for getting chick’s pregnant, hence creating eggs, or waking people up in the morning with their sunshine songs. This is a small piece on cock blockers – who are also cocks, but more so cocks than other cocks.
There is one particularly fine chicky commanding the attention of a certain cock, she is pretty funny, outrageously good looking, and she has a nice heart – well, as far as this cock can tell anyway. This particular cock has decided that he shall do what he has been put on this earth to do – and woo said chicky. Cock blockers are making this extremely difficult.
A cock blocker is someone who realises, that as a cock, they are somewhat inadequate, so when they see other advantageously equipped cocks making their moves, and obviously impressing said chicky, they do all within their power to block the other cocks. This may range from spoiling chicky with gifts, or simply never letting her out of your sight – if chicky displays signs of enjoyment with another cock – it is imperative to interrupt chicky and other cock, so nothing can amount from the situation.
Little does the cock-blocker know that this is working in the cocks favour! By spoiling the chicky with attention, gifts – and in particularly smothering them, the chicky is literally getting bored to death. If the cock plays his cards right, and let’s himself get blocked (without letting the situation get out of control), the cock blockers inadequacies will come to fruition for the chicky, and nature’s course of chicky coming to the other cock because she has been impressed by him shall occur.
You can’t really blame the cock blockers for acting the way they do – as a general rule, they simply don’t know any better. It is their right as cocks to cock block as much as they see fit – however, as soon as they realise they have no chance, and that desired chicky obviously has fun with other cock, they should respectfully lay down for the evidently more desirable cock, as mentioned before, the more a cock blocker tries, the more his inadequacies are on display for the chicky to see and disapprove of.
Alternatively - The chicky could admire these traits of weakness displayed by the cock blocker, using her typical manipulative character traits possessed by all chickies! – In which case, she needs to be blocked from this cock!
BAM!!!
