That's Just The Way It Is

and has always been thus.

I got crosswise with a dear lady because I poked a little fun at the Air Force in my last article. No offense was intended and to illustrate the nature of the relationship between the services...I offer this:

I was walking down the street with Skip, a Marine major who was from my home town...in fact we remembered seeing each other around in our high school days even though we went to different schools in different parts of town. Anyway, as we strolled deep in meaningful conversation, a young soldier came around the corner with both hands in his pockets up to his elbows. I waited until I was certain he was not going to salute before I stopped him and reminded him we saluted officers of ALL services, even the Marines. Sluggo slowly pulled his hands out and rendered a salute that was just barely acceptable enough to keep from compounding his problems. I had a little more conversation with him then sent him on his way.

Skip asked me if we allowed soldiers to walk around with their hands in their pockets like that. i laughed and assured him that it was not allowed and that we called that wearing our "Air Force gloves." Skip laughed uproariously, I asked what was so funny and he said that in the Marines they called it wearing your "Army gloves".

So ya see, it is the way we are and it is okay. It doesn't detract from the service of our men in women in uniform one bit...they are tops.
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My hubby is in the Navy and they seem to have the biggest issues with Marines lovingly - ha - called Jarheads.  But even within the Navy the boat guys say things about the "airedales".  The enlisted talk about the "zeros" which would be officers.  Even within rates they diss each other.  My hubby was an AMH which the AMS called "helpers".  Now they consolidated both rates as AM's but they probably still find ways to rip on each other. 

I didn't read your article that offended but I've never known you to be contrary. 

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The Joke is: "You can't call them Jarheads anymore".
"Huh? Why Not?
"Because a jar will hold a brain".
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The Joke is: "You can't call them Jarheads anymore"."Huh? Why Not?"Because a jar will hold a brain".


That's fantastic!
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Even within rates they diss each other


My point eggzakly

You can't call them Jarheads anymore".


Don't get me started...my Dad, the Chief...knew more ways to dis a Marine than Carter's got little liver pills. Wanna sample? What's green and has an IQ of 100? A Marine rifle company.

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What's the sound of Crap hitting the fan?
A: Mariiiine!
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A: Mariiiine!


hehehehe...this could go on for a while...The Marine Corps is where you separate the men from the boys...but you gotta use a crowbar.
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That's the Greek Army! Not the Marine Corps!
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That hit a sore spot, Geez? hehehe.
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I FIGURED IT OUT !!!!
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What's the sound of Crap hitting the fan?
A: Mariiiine!

Actually that is where the term gyrene comes from.  I know, I spent 2 years (as a dependant) at Pendleton.

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Actually that is where the term gyrene comes from.


I always thought that was just the most common mis-spelling by marine recruits.
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I always thought that was just the most common mis-spelling by marine recruits.

They can spell?

(Appologies to Moderateman.)