Looks like the Burglar picked the wrong home to mess with...
Odd story news:
(headline is linked... Original article from AP News, via MSNBC)
Alleged burglar has an unlucky streak
Homeowner thwarts rip-off try by ripping off culprit’s clothes.
All of them
Need I actually clip any of the original article? Nah, you get the idea. Stupid burglar picked the wrong guy (and/or home) to mess with. Caught in the act, tried to take the lady of the house as a hostage of sorts, only to really p.o. the man of the house. P.O.'d him enough that he took matters into his own hands and wound up putting a heckuva beat down on the culprit. Beat him down enough to get his clothes -- all of them -- off of him and send him scurrying away only to be caught because he was quite literally the only naked guy running around in the neighborhood at that time of day.
You have to love stupid criminals, and even better that this one was bested by a 69 year old man.