The Statistics Are In

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48% of all polls are totally made up.

92% of people who believe polls are factual are complete morons.

66.7258792% of people who look up polls on the internet have a hang nail.

32% of people aren't.

97% of dogs lick their own ass.

2% of dogs lick their owner's ass.

1% of dogs are killed for biting their owner's ass.

98% of statistics are manipulated.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
73% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

73% of statistics are made up on the spot.


Yeah, I ummm, left that one out.
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

92% of people who believe polls are factual are complete morons.



The other 8% are idiots.




True nuff.

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Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
You forgot that 100% of Colonels named Gene are Clueless
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
The average human being has one breast and one testicle.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

You forgot that 100% of Colonels named Gene are Clueless


Oh now that's so obvious as to be worthy of mention.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

The average human being has one breast and one testicle.


Precisely so. Not to mention one of a number of other bits like eyes, arms, and such.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
The average human being has one breast and one testicle.


Hahhahahaha....so that means he/she is a breastesticlops?!!