Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are morons.

from JoeUser Forums

     It was reported this morning that Demi Morre and Ashton Kutcher are very concerned that a number of pics they had taken of themselves during sex would possibly be leaked onto the internet. Apparently they had stored these pictures on a laptop in their friends house. Let me roll that back for you...at their friends house?

     Look jackasses, if you want to eliminate possible public humiliation, stop taking pictures during sex! Additionally should the photogenic urge prove impossible for your pathetic will to resist, *maybe* just *maybe* you should keep the fucking things yourself!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I dunno, I would kind of like to see photos of me and Demi Moore having sex...
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

You know, thse people go to extraordinary lengths to protect their privacy, having huge privacy fences built around houses that they buy in the middle of nowhere, employing bodyguards, lawyers, publicists...and then they go take pictures of themseves fucking and leave them on a computer at a friends house. Dumbasses.  Complete and utter lah-brained-slack-jawed-knuckle-dragging dumbasses.

Sounds like a case of more money than sense to me.

Elemental: Reforged
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Sounds like a case of more money than sense to me.


Couldn't have said it better myself dharma! 

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
morons... arent we understateing that... I mean I know individually they are smart ppl but man we ALL know when ppl get in groups they become fucking retards... in this case it only takes two of them
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are the type of celebrities who go on and on about their love lives then complain that the press will not leave them alone. However, if only they kept lives private and not talk so much, maybe it wouldn't be a problem. Here's a link to my favorite site http://fametracker.com. People snark about celebrites. I think you would like it.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe this is just a publicity stunt. No one's been talking about 'em lately.

I've also heard this is just a match made by the artist formerly known as P. Diddy just to give both stars a boost in their careers. Seems to have worked. Ditto for Benifer. Funny how they didn't quite make it to the altar... there may be something to it even if you're not a conspirist. If I were a celeb trying to stay on top, obsessed with my own career, why not?

Have you seen those cozy pics of Demi, Ashton, and Bruce all snuzzled up together at parties...?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Or I might be mistaken for an albino walrus having a seizure:) I am sure Pseudo is poking out his minds eye right now.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe this is just a publicity stunt. No one's been talking about 'em lately


My thoughts exactly

Went public that these pics MIGHT be leaked to the net

Jess
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe this is just a publicity stunt. No one's been talking about 'em lately


It took 8 replies, but someone hit the nail on the head...

Entertainers may be beautiful, but a lot of them are shrewd businessmen/woman - this was a publicity stunt, trust me... Like PAris Hilton... they pretended to be mad, but it was proven that she leaked the video, and she is known amongst the public more than ever before!!!

BAM!!!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Adding to the possible conspiracy, apparently the laptop containing the photos was the *only* thing stolen from the home....
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Adding to the possible conspiracy, apparently the laptop containing the photos was the *only* thing stolen from the home....


Oh! Imagine that! 

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
One of the many sad things about this whole affair is that people like this wouldn't consider having that sort of photo out there "public humiliation".
The Arquonzo Cordoba Award for Journalistic Excellence in Gramatically Correct Profanity goes to ...... (drum roll please) .... Greywar! for his line "*maybe* just *maybe* you should keep the fucking things yourself!"