I'm a saint and I loathe people.

or; because so many of these "defining myself" articles are popping up today . . .

from JoeUser Forums
Hi.

I'm a saint.

Specifically, the Saint of Women's Underwear.

But I'm also Sausage Man.

I'm a saint, and I hate "people". Persons I love, persons I adore, persons I can deal with and relate to.

People, however, I hate.

People suck.

The group mindhive is more a bane than a boon, no matter how many people jump on the bandwagon.

I'm all for the strategic bombing of the bandwagon.

I love my country but I hate the stupid things that are done or defended in the name of our country.

I'm lonely lately.

Secretly, I wish I was a ninja robot. That would be kewl.

I wish I was genuinely angry enough to write a scathing rebuttal to some of the things said on here lately. Guess what? I'm not.

Oh well.

Waste of bandwidth right here. Total waste of bandwidth.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
The ninja robot line definitely made me laugh.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dear St. Underwear...

I hear you.

Love,

Amandap2
Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks, Amanda. Love ya too.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mysterious comment disappeared into the ether . . . and yet existed.

Strange.

Most strange.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Secretly, I wish I was a ninja robot. That would be kewl.


That would be kewl. It sounds like you need a night out with persons not people. Maybe you could start a wannabe ninja robot club. That would rawk.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Waste of bandwidth right here. Total waste of bandwidth.


Not to my eyes it isn't. But then saying that is a little paradoxical -it's like that old Groucho Marx saying about how I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member...
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
P.S. I hate people too. Like someone once said, I love Humanity but it's the people I hate

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Like someone once said, I love Humanity but it's the people I hate


That's the one. On the head.

Like a tack.

Hot mama.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm a people and I loathe saints.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Boy, I hear you.  I hate lots of things lately.  People definately being one of them. 

But then, I ain't a saint.  I'm a chump.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
See, I'd rather be philosophical about it; I can't hate anyone I don't know. Hate, like Love, is used so much these days the idea of both have become diluted.

Having said this, I loved this little piece of randomness. However, I wouldn't want to be a ninja robot. I would rather be Spiderman or the cool guy from G-Force. But that is just me...

This was NOT a waste of bandwidth.