Best lines from computer games

Now, computer games aren't known for being paragons of wit. But the dialogue is sometimes clever or funny. So post your favorite lines from a computer/video game , and say what game it is from. Context helps a lot. I'll start with one from Freelancer
"Sure [I'll do the mission], so long as it doesn't involve getting shot at, held at gunpoint, electrocuted, bombed, jumping through windows, swarmed by strange alien fighters or ambushed by Nomad parasites." - Edison Trent
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Well...if that isn't shameless self-promotion in bad disguise...I don't know what is.

All your spam are belong to us!
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In Soviet Russia, spam gets you!

(Is this post for real?)
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in russia we have no bread
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I was about to bite, and then decided to see what kind of site the guy was promoting...

a gold selling site!!!

Geez, and I even had a quote lined up. Scumbag.
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Site link to spam/promotion removed.

It was either that or remove the person...

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As to best line in a game [not the poster's original intent for this thread, but what the heck....run with it]...

"You can run, but you'll only die tired..."

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Best line from a game.....from Abe's Odyssey after his green fart clouds "Ooops, sorry!"

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Okay, so if you are a normal person and go to sleep before midnight it looks like you miss out on all the fun stuff around here!!!  

Oh, maybe you people are not mormal people, like maybe I need to go buy a bunch of GARLIC!!!!!!  
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If anybody's ever played battlefield vietnam...
(In a little vietnamise woman's voice) "Your helicopters fall from the skies like broooaken birds!" over and over and over again.
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I always liked the "quitting" messages from the early Doom and Quake from ID. Something about my software calling me a "Sissy" or a "Wimp" always stuck with me.
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The music in Paper Mario...for hours, even just when it's put on pause, in the background. I think it's changed my life.
We will eat no spam b4 its time
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"We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere rejoice!"
-Minsc, Baldur's Gate II

Appropriate, since Boo is a Miniature Giant Space Hamster. Goblins love to eat Giant Space Hamsters (hopefully of the non-miniature variety), and call them "SPAHAM".
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blip...blip...blip...blip... - pong

I think I'm going to have to kill you for that one.....