Know What Really Grinds My Gears? (NSFW)

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Date: 03.04.2007
 
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

Chicks on cell phones. As I was walking to class today I got stuck behind 10 slow moving bitches on cell phones. Now you ask what grinds your gears about that? Ok how about this? They weren't talking! All 10 of them had the cellphone up to their ears but not talking. I am not even sure they were listening to anyone. This happens all the fucking time. I get stuck in the hallway behind so bitch who is on a cellphone not even talking but just the phone up to their ear. Its as though there is someone on the other end saying, "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out!" Why is it chicks do this? Do they feel inadequate without a cellphone up to their ear? And don't give me that, "they are listening to thier voicemail" bullshit. All the girls I know have never checked their voicemails. They only check text messages. Its even funnier when there are a group of girls walking down the street together doing the same thing. Each one completely silent. I didn't know the phone companies had a breathe assistance program. Girls must be constantly being put on hold if they are always like that. Hey girls! The phone is for communication so instead of stapling to the side of your face, put it in your pocket incase some decides to call your lonely ass.

And that is what Grinds My Gears ......
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Know What Really Grinds My Gears?


Not Depressing the clutch far enough?
Star Control: Origins
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Not Depressing the clutch far enough?


LMAO!!!
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Not Depressing the clutch far enough?


LOL!
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears

Putting it in reverse at 60?

Low on transmission fluid?

  

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
LAMF?
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Hmmm... From the highly creative use of the English I can detect so anger management issues that need to be resolved before any meaningful advancement in the understanding of females and associated social norms can be achieved. I suggest getting laid as the first step to recovery. Start off with a simply romp in the hay then slowly progress to to extreme S&M interplay.
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?


Men (and I use this term loosely), who refer to women and girls as 'bitches'.

Reference to your profile logo...you didn't do your job. I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?


Men (and I use this term loosely), who refer to women and girls as 'bitches'.

Reference to your profile logo...you didn't do your job. I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.


Thanks for that Po.

Truthfully though...there are people (girls, chicks, bitches, whatever) like that out there that just make me want to strap piranhas to my feet and kick people in the face (dA deviation that cracks me up).

I hate cell phones, I have one and rarely use it. Dumbasses using them while driving always pisses me off too. Hang up and drive! But then again I have a *very* low tolerance for stupidity. Unfortunately though, there are two things that are infinite in life: the universe and human stupidity. And just for good measure, another idiom: never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I read a study that said 1/3 of the people who walk around 'talking' on cell phones don't actually have anyone on the other end, but are pretending in order to look important/busy/popular. Sad, no?

When people are on the phone, for whatever reason I find they walk slower. People walking slowly in Manhattan seems like it clogs the whole city up.

That, and iPods. iPods turn people into zombies.
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'm with Po on this one...consider my gears grinded
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
there are two things that are infinite in life: the universe and human stupidity.

Humans - Universally stupid.


me want to strap piranhas to my feet

hehe..so many things come to mind, all just plain wrong   
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm kinda with Po on this one, too.

It's the language of the young and yet to be eternally single.....

Adamness ....I can believe that.  Even better....wear a Bluetooth earpiece and you don't even need the effort of holding a phone to be pretending to use it....

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
wear a Bluetooth earpiece


Blue-ear just didn't sound right.   
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
what grinds my gears?, people who use mobile phones whilst driving.
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
It's the language of the young


we have enough youth...how about a fountain of smart?
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
It's not only women who drive slow on phone.

Men do it too. It's annoying too.
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
On my first pass I only read to the 16th or so word before I stopped and read the responses by boss and Starkers.

I was going to re-read it . . but really can't be bothered.  And now, Jukebox has an internal flag set for "blithering twit" next to his name
Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.


I'll hang with this crowd, thank you very much.
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
- up here in the sometimes "great" white north (man it's april and it's still !@#$% cold - sorry I couldn't resist using the bad language) I recently heard that legislation may possibly be enacted that will make it illegal to smoke cigarettes or use cellphones while driving - the reason being that distractions while driving cause accidents/deaths/cost too much money, etc. Apparently people have noticed that there are lots of yahoo drivers out there that don't have great driving skills as it is, and allowing them to perform other tasks while driving (ie. talk on a cellphone) just add fuel to the fire.

That being said, I don't think I've heard the term "chicks" used in quite a while - I thought it was pretty funny. The grinding gears joke was pretty good too. It's been a while since I've read such a "colorful" !@#$%* post, I don't usually use words like that in an online forum (in person... well that's another story   ), maybe it's just me but they don't sound as good when it's written out.

Plus you tone sounds just a tad demeaning towards the ladies and I realize you may not have intended that but that's how it comes across to me anyways and I'm probably not alone in that viewpoint. Might I suggest in the future that you don't mention the gender and simple use the word 'people' instead. IMHO the story would have probably sounded alot better.

.... but what the !@#$%* do I know anyways?!
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'm kinda with Po on this one, too.


I knew sooner or later I would get sucked into FuzzyLogic's alternate universe.

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
First off I want to thank everyone who put in there input. Second I don't mean to sound stupid or anything I am keeping in the tradition of the Family Grind my Gears section. These are real things that bother the hell out of me. I appreciate you guys being open minded and sharing your experiences. If you could continue that would be awesome. I post one everyday on my gaming community forums and they love it because it helps them get out their frustrations. I am not an asshole so if you want to get to know me I am usually on Stardock IRC. Hope to talk to you more. ^_^ <3 Stardock.
Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I am not an asshole


you cant determine if your an asshole or not   
Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Mobile Phones [Cells] plus driving = illegal in Australia.

At least one bicyclist is very much dead after being struck by a dickhead actually texting at 100kph.

Silly cow should have been shot.  I'll pay for the bullet.

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
They should do that here Jafo, they'd make bank from all those people having to pay for the tickets. Morons.