the unknown thread...

depends

didn't know they came in that color.

I dont think I should have to pay for sex.  

everyone else thinks you do..

If you pay more than $5 then you are paying too much...

 

...oh.....you mean with ANOTHER person.....

or

...oh.....you mean with another PERSON.....

ROFL

well @ least we're off to a good start....

sad thing is 5$ WOULD be too much right now.  

I.R. Brainiac, never fear Dr. Phil is here, caught a few mins of the show....a 50 something women takes Coupons !~!

sees Brainiac up at 4 am running up & down the street stealing the neighbors flyers..

It's My Secret

free samples would be better  

I didn't know Playboy cost $5 - you learn something new everyday...

Free samples???
WWW Link

coupons sound like a good idea,
maybe someone could speak to my wife

- the store has been closed for quite some time   

Sooooo...we know what its like at unclerobs house now

There's a lot to be said for a good nights sleep........
NOT!

sleep, I got...but the store's not only closed...there's a cold empty building where it used to be...

If the store owner hears you guys talking about the store that way, they might just go out of business altogether.

and nobody got bichure's depends comment?

That depends

Well ,I dont feel like the Lone Stranger no more.      

Basically....so far we've talked about Depends and Sex... anyone else?

Well I must be lucky then, the store over here is always open!! No coupons necessary, LOL.   

I have learned alot about marriage,
a good sense of humour helps me cope with my sorrows, here's a good joke I rec'd recently from a friend on this topic (with a little bit of editing, it's like joke skinning, hey there's a new category for this site!)

"Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental encounters:
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Rob and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. "

He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Rob leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,

"Pillsbury All-purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Rob's life of celibacy . "

BA DUMP BUMP BUMP!!!

Thank you, Thank you very much!!! Enjoy the rest of the show!!!!

Hey! Do they put the pictures of missing transvestites on the backs of cartons of half and half???

OK, I can't just leave it at that...

Here's another one:

Recent scientific research has discovered a food that dramatically diminishes a woman's sex drive.... WEDDING CAKE!

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- Yeah, "the wife" liked that one too - I can't figure out though if she was laughing at me or the joke.

- while I'm writing this, she tells me that if I call her "the wife" one more time, I'm going to get a size 8 up the old address...

- apparently we're both comedians.

And the store is closed again tonight.