Cows are most definitely evil

Cow attacks and kills farmer

from JoeUser Forums

Again, I blame this entirely on vegans ;-)

See video here: Cow Attacks, kills farmer

As much as we might want to believe that those Chick-fil-a cows are nice critters; as much as we might want to take their orders to Eat Mor Chik'n; we should be wary of the critters.

They apparently are responsible for much of the methane that helps fuel global warming (again, blame the vegans!), and now they're apparently sending out hired assassins to do their dirty work.

With apologies to the family of the farmer that was lost in this tragedy, I have to point out the idiocy of the screaming banner/headlines for this video and news. NBC News put this out with this headline that is borderline sensationalism.

While this was a serious event, the idea that it was elevated to "national" or "international" news via the internet just seems wrong. Wrong in the same ways as the "SUV kills man" type articles that are also frequently populating the news.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wonder if that cow was on the national terrorism watch list
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cows are just the footsoldiers. The leaders of the movement are the squirrels.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The leaders of the movement are the squirrels.


They are the generals, but Pigs are the ones behind the curtain!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Orwell was working for the squirrels. Don't believe their propaganda.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Orwell was working for the squirrels. Don't believe their propaganda.


Pigs have gotten almost 1.5 billion people to quit eating them! Follow the money!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Pigs have gotten almost 1.5 billion people to quit eating them! Follow the money!

Ah, but isn't there a pretty large populace that believes that Cows are sacred?

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
for a second there I thought this was another Gilford Tuttle article...   
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top


what's their agenda here? They just faking it? Just waiting to get beamed up off the planet?